Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Meta_KnightX]

You get Ryan Crowlife

After years of attempting to capture Kirby, I insert him

[Ad Bot]

[Becquerel]

You get a one dollar bill
I insert Benito Blue Meanie's corpse

[NotBomberguy]

You get DeVito Dannolini's alive body

I insert a self duplicating vending machine

[Torin]

the machine jams and spits the machine out

i insert disappointment

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

you get a soda machine

i insert FOUR LOCO.

[TableSalt]

LOCO LOCO TWENTYTEEN

I kick the vending machine demanding another bag of chips.

[Whackin]

well to bad, you get nothing.

i insert the universe

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

you get paradox


i insert SCP-2923

[Mr Queeba]

You get Silent Hill.
I insert sour patch kids.

[Ryan Crowlife]

I insert sour patch kids.

You get a super sour candy.
I insert a purple rarity Hyperion shotgun.

[Adam2]

You get a super realistic Rayman.

I insert a Keemstar.

[Becquerel]

the machine kills you
i insert a n00b

[Ryan Crowlife]

the machine kills you
i insert a n00b

You get hammered to death.
I insert a grenade.

[Potatoh]

You get a headcrab

I insert Half life 3

[Lego lad]

A mysterious black van drives up to you and takes you away


I insert barvest