Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

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you get 99 cents back in change because of the 1¢ processing fee

i insert a blue yeti microphone

You get a broken mic. Every time you speak the other side hears BZZZZT.
Wait.. why are there suddenly wasps everywhere? Hold on...

AAAAAAAHHHH BEEEEES

I insert a Trap

You get a young manly man who is weri hetero and not gay.

I insert a bones

you get a spine

i insert a photo of the beach

you get a photo of an inland area

i insert the top gun game on nes

you get russian bootleg top gun on the genesis

i insert oxygen

uh oh, you accidentally compressed too much of it into the machine

the oxygen's density increases as you put oxygen in

eventually, a black hole forms.

...you get a black hole, earth is destroyed.

luckily the vending machine always comes back via some bullcrap

the vending machine returns by reversing time until before you put oxygen in

fun.



i insert E

you get f

i insert trash

you get a mirror

i insert a recorder (the squeaky flute thing)

you get a clarinet

i insert a spoon

you get a fork

i insert an entire human skeleton

you get flesh

i insert a blue coin

you get 5 gold coins like in mario bros

i insert said 5 coins haha mine now!!!

you get arrested
i insert my 5 coins BACK in

you also get arrested

i insert a fish