I learned that a blue hedghog was loving fast.
I learned that rented games are for some reason, more sweet than bought games.
I learned that football games will always have odd controls and to never play them.
I learned that Jak could talk, though we all thought he couldn't.
I learned that Ratchet and Clank was just full of pwn.
I learned that it is possible to spend over 5 hours playing, thanks to AOE II.
I learned that online is a must.
I learned that the X-Box wasn't that bad.
I learned that talking to animals will give you bells. And that selling things to cheap raccoons would also produce the same.
I learned making virtual people, then playing in a virtual house, and by using the little thought bubbles above their heads, could in fact be entertaining. And taking the ladder from the pool while they're still in it was classic.
I learned that not all movie games are bad. Swinging around New York on a web still has it's memories.
I learned that the 80's are freaking sweet, and that V-Rock was an awesome radio channel.
I learned that cheats are what made the game play that much better.
I learned that even when you play the story, skating around in a custom made park was way better. And playing king of the hill in a lava pit is just pure win.
I learned that if you took Star Wars, and made it Lego, you're in for one hell of a ride.
I learned that its better to conserve ammo and just chainsaw the bastard back to the hole in the ground he came from.
I learned that saving the little sister was actually morally rewarding. And killing a big daddy sucks.
I learned that finishing the fight could never feel that much sweeter.
And last, but not least, I learned that:
The cake is a lie.
