In the future, I will wake up at my desk after an all night caffeine beinge and type a new message on the forums, while only half aware of what I am saying. I will look behind my computer and see some trees and the siding of another house in my sub-urban cul de sac. If I drove a couple of hours to a city, I would see a lot of theme parks and the biggest Walmart in the state of Florida, but if I was anywhere else there would still be a lot of loving Walmarts. Obama will still be president, and Mexicans will be mowing my lawn, but legally employeed at a lawn-moving service. I will still have a split personality, and Badspot would have taken cocaine and shot him self on an impulse. No one would ever know why he disapeared.
Skip ten years in the future, and I will be sleeping on a sofa in my apartment. I wake up and drink a bottle of the new Coke Nine-Thousand and One. While holding my beverage, I look off the balcony and see no trees and many large buildings, mostly colored beige and light-blue. I see cars powered by water. If I drove further into the city, the builders will be larger, but there would be bilboards everywhere adveritsing new features on 4chan. Moot will be president, and mondays would be chained to my porch doing my yard work. The planet will still be a stufffest, but now the memes are even more unfunny and even my dead grandma has "I died for the lulz" on the headstone. Self Delete rates are now at 15% for teenagers aged 16-18, due to an invention known as "An Hero", a phone-booth type product that specializes in Self Deletes produced by 4chan Corp.
