Dear Idiots

[Marcem]

This just in: You guys are gay starfishs!

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[Ronin]

Dear idiot, stop posting.

[chaseyqurt]

Marcem you have been a real ass lately...

[Marcem]

Yes, I'm the idiot, the one who DOESN'T make a pointless "Dear" thread.  Mine had a purpose.  I hate when people spam up the forums with their little pointless fads.

[Altiarch]

Life has no purpose.

[Marcem]

Hmm, have a fun Self Delete.

[DrMobius]

No one wants to hear about a letter to Adam Sandler's snake!

[IbanZ]

Yes, I'm the idiot, the one who DOESN'T make a pointless "Dear" thread.  Mine had a purpose.  I hate when people spam up the forums with their little pointless fads.

You are an idiot. Stop trying to be like me, you're bad at it.

[Marcem]

How am I being like you?

[Dyed Brownie]

Dear Marcem,

It would appear that you have a low IQ count and can hardly write the english language within reasonable bounds. I dearly wish you would age a few years and stop being an annoying douche in a bag.

From Jookia.

xoxo

Disclaimer: This post is a joke.

[Marcem]

Jook, make the disclaimer a few sizes smaller, like a real one, but maybe one pixel per word would make us all miss it. 

[Marcem]

Update to our hot story: The forum section is almost flooded with these threads, rescue crews are helping people evacuate.

[DrMobius]

I'm only here to make the disaster work.

[jordguitar]

Update to our hot story: The forum section is almost flooded with these threads, rescue crews are helping people evacuate.

THEY HAVENT RESCUED ME HALP

[IbanZ]

Update to our hot story: The forum section is almost flooded with these threads, rescue crews are helping people evacuate.

WHERE'S FEMA AT WITH MY TRAILER?