Author Topic: Create-a-Conspiracy (Read 3307 times)

Qwerty · August 30, 2008, 10:16:20 PM

Okay, I was using StumbleUpon and I found this site. You type in a word for each category and it creates a conspiracy for you.
Copy and paste yours if you like.

http://www.newsgarden.org/offcenter/center/createconspiracy.htm

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Vertzer · August 30, 2008, 10:21:34 PM

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand love you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Jews made up of Blacks with help from Catholics.

The conspiracy first started during World War 2 in Kazakhstan. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including World War 1.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their hoarding of money.

They want to Beat your wife and imprison resisters in Hell using Jew planes.

In order to prepare for this, we all must go left. Since the media is controlled by a Liberal person we should get our information from Jews.

- FIxed up a few grammar mistakes that the program made due to it not being specific enough as to what I need to type in.

tails · August 30, 2008, 10:23:31 PM

Hahaha Vert, Mr bean! Awesome! :D

Vertzer · August 30, 2008, 10:24:25 PM

Heh, it's amazing what you can find browsing /gif/ :D

Otis Da HousKat · August 30, 2008, 10:24:37 PM

In order to understand time you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofNRA made up of jews with help from Gun nuts.

The conspiracy first started during LA Riots in Los Angeles. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Kennedy's Assassination.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirhumming.

They want to loot Jerimiah Write and imprison resisters in Canada using buses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must shoot. Since the media is controlled by Pro-Life of Alaska we should get our information from Bibles for America.

Vertzer · August 30, 2008, 10:26:13 PM

Vertzer0|desu:
In order to understand Terrorism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofAl Qaeda made up of Terrorists with help from Americans.

The conspiracy first started during 9/11 in New York. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including 9/11.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirTerrorism.

They want to Terrorrism Terrorists and imprison resisters in Iraq using Donkey cart.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Self Delete. Since the media is controlled by Osama bin Laden we should get our information from George Bush.

Vertzer0|desu: pierce the epic with your fail

Chrono · August 30, 2008, 10:27:05 PM

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What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand obesity you need to realize that everything is controlled by the group BLC made up of your house with help from blockland community.
The conspiracy first started during world war II on the moon. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the blackout.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by chewing with their mouth open.

They want to bully the gods and imprison resisters in hell using donkeys.

In order to prepare for this, we all must blindy defend against a comment. Since the media is controlled by MrCookie we should get our information from god.

Warning - while you were typing 5 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.
forget you. :D

Quote from: Vertzer on August 30, 2008, 10:21:34 PM

- FIxed up a few grammar mistakes that the program made due to it not being specific enough as to what I need to type in.

chaseyqurt · August 30, 2008, 10:30:00 PM

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand Tiberuim Power you need to realize that everything is controlled by The Brother Hood of Nod made up of The Black Hand with help from Dark Flame.
The conspiracy first started during Tiberuim War in City 17. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The 7 Hour War.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their Fapping.

They want to Rape Badspot and imprison resisters in Roblox using Jeeps.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Decide. Since the media is controlled by Chaseyqurt we should get our information from GreekGeeker.

Chrono · August 30, 2008, 10:31:26 PM

Wait what? The Black Hand can be identified by their fapping, and they want to rape Badspot? D:

Otis Da HousKat · August 30, 2008, 10:32:54 PM

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand the real Zodiac Killer you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of serial killers made up of psychopaths with help from Barack Obama.

The conspiracy first started during during the American Civil War in Germany. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including World War 4.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their killing.

They want to kill Jon McCain in the past and imprison resisters in the Mariana Trench using bathyspheres.

In order to prepare for this, we all must ctrl+k. Since the media is controlled by George Bush we should get our information from George Bush Jr..

Chrono · August 30, 2008, 10:35:40 PM

I agree.

laremere · August 30, 2008, 10:36:44 PM

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand proper power cables you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofjesters made up of mice with help from players.
The conspiracy first started during fall of grapes in disk of rath. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including first PS3 actually sold.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirsmacking.

They want to throwing a keyboard into one's foot liberatiors of candy and imprison resisters in kindom of the care bears using rolling on the ground.

In order to prepare for this, we all must ordering pizza. Since the media is controlled by faxers of justice we should get our information from telemarketers.

dUMBELLS · August 30, 2008, 10:36:52 PM

This topic is now about Mad Libs. Anyone have any besides this?

Alure · August 30, 2008, 10:37:38 PM

Copy + Paste :D

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What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand fail you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group offail made up of fail with help from fail.
The conspiracy first started during fail in fail. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including fail.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirfail.

They want to fail fail and imprison resisters in fail using fail.

In order to prepare for this, we all must fail. Since the media is controlled by fail we should get our information from fail.

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They want to fail fail

TheWorm · August 30, 2008, 10:39:19 PM

In order to understand global warming you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of people who play Halo made up of people who play Alien Hominid with help from people who play Halo 2.

The conspiracy first started during a 2006 Sony press conference in E3. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including release of the Wii.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their stuff.

They want to destroy consoles in front of a large line of fanboys Satoru Iwata and imprison resisters in Gamestop using persuasive reasoning to reserve a dumb game.

In order to prepare for this, we all must DO IT friend. Since the media is controlled by Nintendo we should get our information from Microsoft.