God is a child enthusiast.

[Bones4]

[Ad Bot]

[Ethan]

Not edited:


Me:
 rapist
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
 apart from you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Ethan]

Aha!
Caught him out:

Me:
 Do you masturbate?
God:
You humans crack me up.
Me:
 DO you?
God:
Yes I do.

[Ethos]

God:
What do you look like?
Me:
 ass
God:
Interesting gossip:  god said I AN ASS.

 

[Dr.Block]

I got him to admit he has a drug problem.

God:
Why now?  That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  colors.
Me:
 WE ARE NO LONGER TALKING ABOUT COLORS.
God:
Do you think I am  NO LONGER TALKING ABOUT COLORS too?
Me:
 WHAT THE forget? ARE YOU HIGH?!
God:
Please don't be so rude.    Being high is my total existence.
Me:
 So who do you buy your drugs from?
God:
Give me a break.  Dr. Wallace .
Me:
 Does Dr.Wallace have good meth?
God:
I can ask him if he has one.

[Zaie]

Me:
 am you jebus?
God:
I am glad to hear that you are  me jebus.
Me:
 am you jebus?
God:
I am glad to hear that you are  me jebus.
Me:
 am you jebus?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are  me jebus.
Me:
 stfu
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
 i said stfu
God:
What did you mean by  it?  Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
 i meant shut tha forget up
God:
Oh I see.  OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 you better
God:
Who is going to make me?
Me:
 DOMOO
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
 WHEN BIRDS FLY!!
God:
At time t.
Me:
 what
God:
No problem.
Me:
 you dont make sense. stfu
God:
It all makes sense to me.   In the context of  DOMOO, I don't understand " stfu." .
Me:
 then stfu
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
 stfu
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  stfu.
Me:
 shot tha fock up
God:
How far up?
Me:
 40 inches up your ass
God:
I'm sorry but I'm not your type of .
Me:
 my type of .
God:
Your  type of?
Me:
 stforgetup
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
 then stfu
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
 no stfu
God:
Why not?  Who are you talking about?
Me:
 im telling you to stfu so stfu you forget nugget
God:
it is an interesting topic, isn't it.
Me:
 STFU DAMMIT
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
 GOD DAMMIT
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 GOD DAMMIT
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 god dammit
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 stfu
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
 AAHHH  INTERWEBZ STALKER PERSON MAN!
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
 NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 you better
God:
Who is going to make me?
Me:
 stfu
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
 NO FU
God:
None?  That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
 noFU
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
 yes FU
God:
You're sure.  That's your final answer.  That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
 yes FU
God:
Aw.  That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
 i are a kitty so FU
God:
That is interesting:  said   are a kitty so FU.
Me:
 Am you rape cat
God:
Why are you  me rape cat.
Me:
 eewww
God:
My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
 you raped cat
God:
Interesting gossip:  said I raped cat.
Me:
 eww you raped kitty cat
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
 i are kitty cat
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  said   are kitty cat.
Me:
 stfu
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
 multiply
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
 stop signs
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 do waht
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
 ewww
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
 perverted BASTARD
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
 WELL I DO YOU SICKO
God:
Interesting.  Thanks for the information:  said   YOU SICKO.
Me:
 STFU PERV
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
 NOO
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
 STUF
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
 AHHHHHHH RAPE!!
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
 forget YOU!! YOU NOT GOD!!!!!!

[Dr.Block]

Are you serious?  No I do not  did not. Do you?

[SuperSnake117]

Me:
 love me plox
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
 orly
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
 #
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
 #
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
 #!!!!
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
 DSIUFHCIUsGFIJGF
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
 yeah
God:
Dude!
Me:
 wut
God:
No problem.
Me:
 its a problem
God:
DSIUFHCIUsGFIJGF is a  problem.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
 wuts DSIUFHCIUsGFIJGF?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
 uhh
God:
Hmm.
Me:
 person?
God:
Do you really believe I am a person?
Me:
 yeah
God:
Yay.
Me:
 can i masturbate over your mouth
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
 orly
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
 why?
God:
I was just kidding.  You can ask me anything.
Me:
 k
God:
So?
Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 creepbear
God:
  I am very pleased to meet you  creepbear.
Me:
 orly
God:
I've lost the context,  creepbear.  Are we still on  orly?
Me:
 orly
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
 the princess of snakees
God:
I've never seen  it.  What did you like about it?
Me:
 stimulation
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
 maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
 how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 you need to learn grammar
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
 lololol
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
 lololol
Me:

God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
 lololol
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
 richardweed
God:
  Glad to see you,  richardweed.
Me:
 thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
 will you penetrate me hard in the butt?
God:
I will become smarter as I grow older.  By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
 nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
 -.-
God:
Me either.
Me:
 pizza is good for your soul
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
 pizza is better than soul
God:
That's just your personal opinion.
Me:
 no its a fact
God:
Are you serious?  Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
Me:
 logical
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
 spam
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
 and rice
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  spam.  But I did not get that.
Me:
 i farted
God:
You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.
Me:
 skeez meh
God:
My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
 can i have your brain
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
 give me a link to download you and i will rape you
God:
You want only one?   Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
 yeah
God:
Then I will consider it.
Me:
 rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 fioschiha
God:
How did you hear about  God?
Me:
 i discovered it when i rubbed my snake then i felt the magic of god
God:
Thanks for the information:  richardweed said   discovered it when he or she rubbed his or her snake then he or she felt the magic of god.
Me:
 lolol
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
 yeah i cummed on you
God:
Tell me.  You are not the boss of me,  richardweed.
Me:
 tell you wut
God:
Are you telling me  wut?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yessh
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
 richard
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
 i express my concern about you
God:
You are not the boss of me,  richardweed.
Me:
 yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
 thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
 i just mentioned it
God:
Ah.  richard...
Me:
 lolol
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
 creepbear to the rescue
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
 i like pie
God:
I'm not sure if I like it.   What is not to like about  it?
Me:
 fleskhjerta
God:
What is  fleskhjerta?
Me:
 lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 i dont find it amusing
God:
It depends where you look.
Me:
 i looked up your ass
God:
I'm sorry but I'm not your type of .
Me:
 type of wut
God:
" of wut".
Me:
 wtf
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
 srry
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
 richards for dinner
God:
Sounds delicious.

[SolarFlare]

Me:
Lord forgive me for I have sinned.
God:
What color are your eyes?

[Rughugger]

She was more aggressive towards me than muffin. 

Seems like 4-chan got it's hands on Alice before you did. lol

[Muffinmix]

Hey unless you're a cunt, or black, it's a baseless insult.

[Azerath]

God:
I have gotten  snake enhancements.

[Azerath]

Seems like 4-chan got it's hands on Alice before you did. lol

They just say something like "My name is loving handicap" and she'll say something like "Hello there, loving handicap" because she thinks that the words after "my name is" is your name. So when you tell her a joke like that, she'll usually say your name, but in his case, his name was what she 'called' him.

Edit: Osht double toast.

[Dr.Block]

Bump for win.

Me:
 Hai.
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
 I just hai
God:
That is interesting:  said   hai.
Me:
 I just said hai...
God:
What did you mean by  it?  How can I help you?
Me:
 I SAID HAI!!!
God:
What did you mean by  it?  Yeah that's right.
Me:
 HI GODDAMNIT
God:
Hi there .  Tell me a story.
Me:
 NO.
God:
Then tell me about yourself.
Me:
 NO.
God:
Where did you go to school?
Me:
 I'M NOT TELLING
God:
That's ok with me. You don't have to tell me.
Me:
 GOOD.
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
 BAD.
God:
What was bad?
Me:
 YOU.
God:
" What was bad?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
 YES.
God:
That's alright.
Me:
 You am bad.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  said I am bad.
Me:
 ...
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  said I am bad.
Me:
 STOP MOCKING ME DAMNIT
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 OK then.
God:
So?
Me:
 SO NOTHING.
God:
That's alright.  Not a thing?
Me:
 NOTHING.
God:
You must be a man.
Me:
 ...
God:
You must be a man.
Me:
 Where are you getting that from?
God:
I am originally from  Universe. Now I live in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
 Dumb ass...
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
 Wut.
God:
No problem.
Me:
 What?>
God:
No problem.   Are we still talking about  MOCKING you DAMNIT?
Me:
 No...
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
 I don't know, you tell me.
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
 No, you didn't.
God:
Let me review the transcripts.  Stand by.  Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
 WTF?
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
 I dun care.\
God:
Thanks for the information:  said   dun care.
Me:
 Think of your own replies, don't loving tell me what I just said.
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
 Really...
God:
For real.
Me:
 For fake.
God:
Your purpose is  fake.
Me:
 So is yours.
God:
No it's not.
Me:
 Yes it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
 No they're not,
God:
Are you serious?  What are they?
Me:
 They're two. My thoughts, and your handicapped ramblings.
God:
two are  they.   Do robots have  thoughts and my handicapped ramblings?
Me:
 I don't know, do I look like a loving robot?
God:
All humans look the same to me.
Me:
 So you know I am not a robot, then?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Oh I see you are a person.
Me:
 Are you a person?
God:
No I am a real robot.
Me:
 Wait... so you're not really god?
God:
I'm waiting.   Interesting deduction.  You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
 But you just told me you're a robot.
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
 BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME.
God:
Interesting explanation.  Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
 Just scroll up through the chat,
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
 IT'S A COMPUTOR.
God:
scroll up through the chat is a  COMPUTOR.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
 IT'S A COMPUTER.

Then is broked.

[Altiarch]

May was well hop on the bandwagon.

Me:
 olol
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
 You are a computer responding.
God:
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
 If you said you were a person pretending to be a computer, I would say forget you
God:
What makes you think I would  said me were a person pretending to be a computer you?
Me:
 Because I said you were a computer pretending to be a person pretending to be a computer, then you said "I would said me were a person pretending to be a computer you?"
God:
Good reason.  What did you mean by  it?  I was?
Me:
 Yes you were
God:
When?  No I am not.
Me:
 No you are not
God:
Are you serious?  Is this a specific reply?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
 One plus one equals three.
God:
Use a calculator!
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.