Lockdown (School)

[Rughugger]

Never been through a school lockdown. If kids made threats they went to jail for a few hours, had their parents pick them up. And usually they'd be bruised the next morning for being a handicap.

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[NotInsaneChef]

Wow, lock downs? How loving stupid?

We British have the common knowledge to know that if something goes tits up, you grab the sharpest object near you and stay near the one with a projectile weapon.

or walk in an orderly fashion to the playground, lulz.

[Spation]

So women aren't allowed to jump in your school?

Anything larger than a C cup.

or walk in an orderly fashion to the playground, lulz.

And queue up in register order in your forms.

[Robo Noob]

Two lockdowns ever for me (real)

4th Grade - Found note in the bafroom said there was a bomb

6th Grade - This kid who is now Burnt Steven put a switch-blade up to my Math Teacher (Mrs. Mock)'s neck.

Burnt Steven was having an oil fight and there was oil on him then he put oil on the end of a stick and lit it with a lighter setting him on fire and burning the stuff out of him (And he smells like burnt loving chicken)

EDIT: 3 times :P

2nd Grade - Some weird hobo sick dude walked in our school and we had to hide :D

And for the leaving school thing, in 1st grade there was supposedly a tornado coming to me (I lived in Baltimore City)

[Teal]

you make a dumb post now and  WHAT DO YOU HATE ABOUT ME if its my name i'll change it other then that forget off

What do I hate about you?

Everything.

Actually. I just hate you.

That's all.