Nameless Pic Quest

[Xoax]

Pull out my trusty switch-blade, say "You wanna mess punk?" then after the spider has backed off and I have taken his wallet

Teach unamed baby dragon to count cards, win big at Vegas casino.

[Ad Bot]

[oromis]

You wanto do something serious now?

[Xoax]

Fine, attack spider again.

[oromis]

You learn fire blast
You get a shovel
You feel loveually attracted to the archer. Rape her? Y/N

[Ethan]

ZOmG FiR EMBLim SpriteS R Teh CreP!!!!@2!

Jokes.

[kakashi11]

You feel loveually attracted to the archer. Rape her? Y/N

i say Y

[Vertzer]

Nay.

Kill her first. Necrophilia ftw.

[oromis]

On your way to rape her, you encounter a crack in the ground. You also notice you are in range for a magical attack. Dig, attack spider, or attack archer. Combat statuses are

Spider
Chance of Hit --
Maximum Damage --
Minimum Damage --

Archer
Chance of Hit 75
Maximum Damage 10
Minimum Damage 5

[kakashi11]

kick the spider, jump the crack, and rape her XD

if that don't work hit the archer with a magic attack

[oromis]

Dragon shoots fire spray. Misses.
You attack with fire blast. -10 health

Archer has 1st attack next turn.
Archer uses physic powers to destroy your shovel

[Xoax]

Use another fire attack on archer.

[oromis]

k, but before i do, i would just like to say, the next to spiders have the power of facepalm

[oromis]

Archer gets a critical hit on you. You are heavily injured and cannot move.

Your dragon gets angry and gets +4 attack, and uses fire rain on the archer, and she dies and your dragon levels up to the next form. woopdee do, you suck, dragon wins though

[oromis]

(the way you got 40 health is because you ate the dragons snake before all of it came out of the egg, and it gave you super human strength)

[Sheezy]

eat the dragon