A few bad puns.

[Radial543]

Meh. It evoked nothing more than a chuckle. That is, until, I remembered the toilet scene from Jackass: The Movie.

LOL reported for advertising jk :o

[Ad Bot]

[Colten]

That reminded me of that scene from SCOOBY-DOO IN CYBER SPACE, THAT YOU CAN GET FROM A LOCAL DVD DEALER FOR THE LOW PRICE OF $10.00!

[Rughugger]

Then there was the one about the three legged dog that walked into a saloon and said; "I'm lookin for the guy that show my paw."

Two birds were sitting on a perch. The first bird turns to the second and asks, "Hey, do you smell fish?"

*adds rimshot to enhance bad jokes*

[Spation]

To-ma-to, to-mah-to

I read them both the same, and neither were words. I read it as "Tue-mah-tue". You meant:
Toe-may-toe, toe-mar-toe.

[Plasmus]

u r.sofa king.wii tad edd.
:D

[Marcem]

That's not a pun, and space after punctuation.  You are so loving handicapped.

[DrMobius]

u r.sofa king.wii tad edd.
:D

You got that from ATHF...

[General Nick]

Bad puns? Lot of them? Needed?

Okay!
(Runs and writes down all the lines from BIONICLE comics)

[Radial543]

is anyone going to carve a punkin this year?