here I go...
-gold sword: 5000GP
-platinum hook: 14 hours
-plutonium sword: 12 hours and 50000GP
-axe: 12 hours and 3 horses
-unlocking male characters: 2 hours of cybering with badspot
-pwned badspot repeatedly with no weapons or spells: another 2 hours with badspot
-finding gate town before felix did, and pissing on every door handle: 5 hours
-making /cast boobs pemanant: 1344 attempts
-understanding sarcasm: Priceless
Somethings GP can't buy. For everything else, there's solicitation.