Agh! The Lefty superiorist(sp)! Kill them all before they form there own Riddler!
Righties, I call ye, hold up thy arms against the left menace, who have ravaged our lands for too long! They are the ones who forced us to lose all our wars, but now we fight back! Stab your left neighbor, for he is surly conspiring aginst you behind your back, and stealing the food off thy table! Revolt, I call! Revolt! Make way for the superior side! Force them back into the mud hut in which they belong! REVOLT!