How is Bisjac not a predator? He's always trying to get in my pants.
How to prevent Bisjac from getting in your pants.
1. Act gay. If this does not work, do the next steps instead.
2. Get a chain, and a big lock.
3. String the chain through your pant loops.
4. Tighten the chain with the lock. I hope you know where the key is.
5. Make sure that no one can get in your pants, by trying it yourself.