"Governor Palin, how do you propose to stop radical anti-Americans?"
"Well, my son had the same problem, he wasn't very popular in school, so I thought
we should have a pool party, and so we did and we invited all the cool kids, and
the same year he was made prom king."
"So your saying that America should hold a meeting with diplomats of America's allies,
and discuss tactics to combat anti-Americans?"
"No I'm saying we have a pool party."
"...Okay...How do you propose to eliminate world hunger?"
"We make casseroles."
"Alright...who will cook them?"
"Well, there's another solution to this. We employ immigrants and the homeless
to cook these foods so that they will earn money from the jobs and we will
solve two problems at once."
