Author Topic: Osht kiddie snatcher  (Read 4664 times)


Also i'm an anonymous you cigarettes i will get my /b/rothers.
suuuuuuuuuuuuure

Rawrman your a /b/rother?


Get the fattest kid in the school to go knock on the van door and ask for candy.

Now way he'll kidnap a fat ass.

Also i'm an anonymous you cigarettes i will get my /b/rothers.
BECAUSE /b/ WILL CARE!  Anons aren't "original" anymore, there about 10,000 of them.

Well, Aphon, i have the same situation at my school, but we fixed it, recipe

Materials
Waterbottle (Empty)
Dry Ice
And the right mind to do this

How to:
Dump water out of the bottle, pour CAREFULLY dry ice into it, but wait till hes looking away, and when he does throw it and watch the fireworks, he'll freak out then probably drive away, or a teacher will hear and come out to help if hes still there.

Why?:
Because there expression is funny as hell, and it works, i did it :P

Hum. He seems to like candy. Do the thing like on Family guy. Put a bunch of Reese's Pieces in a trail to a box held up by a twig. When He gets under the box, pull the twig out and sit on the box.

Then just stick swords/spears/bullets into the box :D

LOL plan something like you have a rock then when he says Wnats some candy you say HELL NO BITCH HALOWEEN IS OVER then throw the rock as hard as you loving can at him then scream OMG HES TRYING TO SEDUCE ME!!!

Throw rocks at the bastard.

Stone him, old school.

Throw rocks at the bastard.

Stone him, old school.
Give him drugs?  :D

Also i'm an anonymous you cigarettes i will get my /b/rothers.

I'm an anon and I go on /b/ every so often. SHUT THE forget UP! /b/ is not your army, and being an anon is not that important at all. Shut up and kill yourself.

Get every kid in the school, or more than a class amount of students to go to his truck and ask for candy.

Get every kid in the school, or more than a class amount of students to go to his truck and ask for candy.
would lolz.

Simply just write down his plate, have a friend videotape you (hidden), and ware a audio recorder. Go near him, and record him trying to give you candy. then give it to the police.