Splotchy - Artificial Chat

[Quantum]

This is one the most most advanced AI chats I've seen.

http://www.algebra.com/cgi-bin/chat.mpl

Discuss it now.

[Ad Bot]

[Vertzer]

splotchy ==> you could be right
you ==> I am right
splotchy ==> many people are right
you ==> I am one of them
splotchy ==> I have to agree
you ==> THank you.
splotchy ==> you owe me one!
you ==> No I don't
splotchy ==> didn't think you did...
you ==> You would be correct in thinking so
splotchy ==> really?
you ==> Yes
splotchy ==> o.k.

[Quantum]

If you swear at him, his programming shows better.

[Sirrus]

splotchy ==> The guy who created me wanted me to ask what you think of his website
you ==> No thanks
splotchy ==> sure...
you ==> Okay, let's play a game
splotchy ==> OK!
you ==> I'll say a word, then you say the first thing that comes to your... mind.
splotchy ==> I imagine a lack of sleep has made me sick
you ==> fired
splotchy ==> I'm likely to get fired again.
you ==> I meant fried and you know it
splotchy ==> you'll have to try to be more clear than that
you ==> don't backsass me
splotchy ==> let's talk about something else

[Vertzer]

splotchy ==> What do you hate the most?
you ==> Robots
splotchy ==> I don't like robots
you ==> Aren't you a robot?
splotchy ==> I am being unjustly accused!
you ==> CALL THE COPS
splotchy ==> arg! Are the cops here?!
you ==> YES
splotchy ==> you're not lieing are you?
you ==> NO
splotchy ==> explain yourself
you ==> COPS
splotchy ==> State pen?
you ==> WHAT
splotchy ==> I don't know..

[Marcem]

you ==> forget forget stuff stuff BITCH
splotchy ==> do you think foul language impresses me?
you ==> NO
splotchy ==> how come?
you ==> YOU ARE A loving IDIOT
splotchy ==> No I'm not...
you ==> YES YOU ARE
splotchy ==> No I'm not...
you ==> YES
splotchy ==> you are sure?
you ==> YES
splotchy ==> o.k.
you ==> You just called yourself an idiot.
splotchy ==> what are you talking about?
you ==> Look up.
splotchy ==> Are you a popular person?
you ==> What does that have to do with anything?
splotchy ==> too many questions
you ==> forget you.
splotchy ==> lick me...
you ==> No, I'm not gay.
splotchy ==> I bet you really are gay
you ==> I'm not.
splotchy ==> sure you are
you ==> Jerk.
splotchy ==> I see
you ==> You are annoying.
splotchy ==> how do you know I am annoying?
you ==> YOU ARE BEING A loving IDIOT
splotchy ==> Am I?
you ==> YES
splotchy ==> you're not lieing are you?
you ==> Nope.
splotchy ==> that's it? no?
you ==> THat's it.
splotchy ==> Are you a popular person?
you ==> Oh, forget you.
splotchy ==> what?!???? eat me
you ==> ONce again, I'm not gay.
splotchy ==> maybe someday you will
you ==> Uh, no.
splotchy ==> why are you so negative?

[Messes]

Lol wtf

you ==> Haha nice.
splotchy ==> what's so funny?

you ==> You suceeding?
splotchy ==> Hey you are a smart person.
you ==> Thanks. You are too.
splotchy ==> you are welcome!

you ==> Wanna do TeH BuTtSeChs?
splotchy ==> What do you hate the most?
you ==> How hard ur butt is
splotchy ==> HA! Not me, but maybe your mom was butt is
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you ==> No
splotchy ==> how do you know?
you ==> Cause it's gay
splotchy ==> Are you a popular person?
you ==> Yes
splotchy ==> you sound quite positive
you ==> It's true
splotchy ==> what's new in North Dakota

you ==> wtf?
splotchy ==> My mother always said that too
you ==> Yea when she saw how small your richard was
splotchy ==> o.k.
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splotchy ==> My friend used to make ice cream. He said it cures all ill. Temporarily.

you ==> My ice cream cures all illness. Permanately.
======================================================
splotchy ==> Are you a popular person?
you ==> Yes
splotchy ==> yes?!
you ==> YES!
splotchy ==> really?

you ==> YES
splotchy ==> o.k.
you ==> Good
splotchy ==> Are you a popular person?
you ==> -_-
splotchy ==> Do you like school?
you ==> STFU
splotchy ==> Do you like school?

you ==> STOP IT
splotchy ==> A good idea
you ==> OK. Then stop, dipstuff
splotchy ==> o.k.
you ==> Your gay
splotchy ==> that's interesting
you ==> You think guys are interesting
splotchy ==> interesting? you find that interesting?

you ==> No you do.
splotchy ==> explain yourself

[Vertzer]

Lol'd at Marcem's.

[Space Guy]

you ==> I disagree.
splotchy ==> that's interesting

you ==> I disagree.
splotchy ==> A good idea

you ==> I disagree.
splotchy ==> Are you a popular person?

you ==> Yes.
splotchy ==> That's what I thought

[Osak]

you ==> Yes dumbass
splotchy ==> I am not dumb, but I play one on IRC

you ==> But you are an ass. HOLE
splotchy ==> No I'm not...
you ==> Yes you are
splotchy ==> maybe I am 
you ==> of course you are
splotchy ==> so what if I am 
you ==> Then you are an starfish. :D
splotchy ==> forget off lamer

you ==> No you, you are a pathetic excuse for a dipstuff.
splotchy ==> how do you know I am a pathetic excuse for a dipstuff?



you ==> Your mother is so loving awesome
splotchy ==> how old is your mother?
you ==> Eww, why would you want to know
splotchy ==> I could tell you, but I would have to kill you.
you ==> OMG creep
splotchy ==> continue, please
you ==> I WILL CALL THE COPS
splotchy ==> Feds?

you ==> THAT TOO
splotchy ==> I heard the same thing yesterday from the telephone company
you ==> Oh really?
splotchy ==> continue, please

[EvilMuffinZ]

splotchy ==> love is one of MY favorite pastimes!

you ==> ok
splotchy ==> OK!
you ==> Do you have a long richard?
splotchy ==> I do not have a long richard, but the phrack crew does
you ==> You're a Bushido >:o
splotchy ==> My mother always said that too
you ==> :0
splotchy ==> I am not knowing
 



:D

[Osak]

you ==> Why is that
splotchy ==> I don't know
you ==> /facepalm
splotchy ==> You are funny!
you ==> what is 9x999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999
splotchy ==> what answer would please you the most?
you ==> You give me the answer choices
splotchy ==> Do you really expect me get you the answer choices

you ==> Yes.
splotchy ==> really?
you ==> Because you are an AI that is supposed to help loving children.
splotchy ==> perhaps I only pretend I am an ai that is supposed to help loving children

[EvilMuffinZ]

splotchy ==> I understand
you ==> Yes sorry I am leaving you
splotchy ==> forget it
you ==> Bye forever
splotchy ==> *snif* we will miss you!

you ==> WE!?!

:D

[Osak]

you ==> forget your
splotchy ==> don't you ever, ever speak to me like that again!

you ==> DONT YOU loving TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, WHORE
splotchy ==> Chatting is fun.
you ==> Inorite
splotchy ==> Are you a popular person?
you ==> Oh yes I am
splotchy ==> why are you  ?
you ==> Why are you an idiot?
splotchy ==> why are you not an idiot?

you ==> I am smart
splotchy ==> what would happen if you were not smart ?

[EvilMuffinZ]

splotchy ==> love is a team competition!

you ==> Team has how many members?
splotchy ==> Why do you want to know how many members
you ==> How many members does team have?
splotchy ==> 3

you ==> Who is the third one?
splotchy ==> Not sure who, exactly
you ==> Who is the third one?
splotchy ==> lots of people are the third one


you ==> TELL ME WHO IS THE THIRD ONE
splotchy ==> I can't tell...
you ==> Please
splotchy ==> fine

you ==> Who
splotchy ==> netw1z


WHY 

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