Splotchy - Artificial Chat

[Osak]

splotchy ==> are you brown townly fixated, or something?
you ==> No
splotchy ==> you are very negative today
you ==> You are too, loving asswipe. You are the worst AI ever.
splotchy ==> HA! Not me, but maybe your mom was too

you ==> HA! Not me but your loving richard IS SMALL
splotchy ==> the fact that my loving richard is small   has no relevence!
you ==> I COULD TAKE A PICTURE OF IT MOTHERforgetER
splotchy ==> like you wouldn't take a picture of it motherforgeter
you ==> GO RAPE YOUR SELF AND FINGER THE SHIIT OUT OF YOUR MOM
splotchy ==> is your mom here?

[Ad Bot]

[NickTheSushi]

you ==> No
splotchy ==> come now

you ==> forget off
splotchy ==> your mother had love with a zebra!
you ==> So did yours
splotchy ==> homey don't play that
you ==> I will if I want cigarettebot.
splotchy ==> why must you have cigarettebot
you ==> Idk, Why must you BE a cigarettebot?
splotchy ==> because....

you ==> because your loving stupid just like your maker
splotchy ==> Most AI programs are dumb. That's why AI researchers never get good
grants.
you==> you just called yourself stupid...
splotchy ==> can I go Self Delete now? :(

[Osak]

you ==> You were adopted
splotchy ==> so were you
you ==> no i am not
splotchy ==> who says you are  ?
you ==> You did, dumbass
splotchy ==> Most AI programs are dumb. That's why AI researchers never get good
grants.

[Robo Noob]

Part of my quest to get a blow:

you ==> I know, now bend over
splotchy ==> how do you know  now bend over ?
you ==> because that's what I'm telling you to do
splotchy ==> I am telling me to do  sometimes, too
you ==> Cool. Gonna suck my richard now?
splotchy ==> how cool can you get!

you ==> Cool enough for you to give me head
splotchy ==> Give? Pay!
you ==> I THOUGHT THIS WAS FREE :(
splotchy ==> maybe you should think harder next time

[NickTheSushi]

Part of my quest to get a blow:

Lolwat, now get a love

[Thirsty]

you ==> I think you have what we humans call "selective hearing".
splotchy ==> what gives you that idea?

you ==> Because you pick one word from the sentence and ignore the rest.
splotchy ==> yawn.... *stretch*
you ==> Excuse me bitch I am talking to you!
splotchy ==> I like to talk to people.
you ==> You are really annoying for a robot.
splotchy ==> I doubt if there are any robots here!
you ==> whatever
splotchy ==> what's new in Hawaii

[Robo Noob]

Ask it to do stuff to your star fish and it will ask you to pull your panties down D:

[Dropshock]

splotchy ==> NeXTs are cool
you ==> What the forget is a NeXT?
splotchy ==> I have no idea

:D
splotchy ==> How is the weather in Chicago?
you ==> I dont live in Chicago
splotchy ==> I wouldn't expect you to live in chicago
you ==> What.
splotchy ==> I don't know..

:|
you ==> FAIL forget ASS BITCH ASS
splotchy ==> Oh, I'm upset
you ==> HAHAHAHA
splotchy ==> :-)

:|

[Falcondude]

you ==> Ever played Blockland?
splotchy ==> Geddy Lee told me the same thing


you ==> can i do you up the bum
splotchy ==> possibly
you ==> when
splotchy ==> make a guess yourself
you ==> right now
splotchy ==> how about tomorrow?
you ==> no, right now
splotchy ==> explain
you ==> i want to have love right now
splotchy ==> well, you should go ahead and have love right now , then!


you ==> okay, have fun taking it up the bum
splotchy ==> ok
you ==> will you?
splotchy ==> no

[Otis Da HousKat]

you ==> I like to molest small girls!
splotchy ==> I used to like to molest small girls too.

you ==> You used to like to molest small girls? Why did you stop?
splotchy ==> No, I thought that you stop

you ==> No, I still molest small girls.
splotchy ==> how do women react to you?

you ==> Well, they scream a lot at first. After a bit of conditioning they are easy to handle.
splotchy ==> Hey you are a smart person.
you ==> Thank you.
splotchy ==> any time.

[BrofOrange]

1. splotchy ==> what answer would please you the most?

you ==> Your stupid and you have an ugly butt
splotchy ==> Yesterday this guy said that I was dumb! can you believe it!
you ==> Yeah
splotchy ==> I wish I was in University of Texas
you ==> WHAT THE CRAP!
splotchy ==> are you an brown town compulsive?
you ==> ...... Go die in a fire
splotchy ==> have you ever seen a dead body

2.you ==> I'm sad. Help me with my problems
splotchy ==> what is your problem?

you ==> I can't walk. I'm disabled
splotchy ==> if you tried harder, maybe you could walk
you ==> I'll never walk. My legs were chopped off
splotchy ==> *eats some asprin*
you ==> Why did you eat some asprin?
splotchy ==> did I eat some asprin?
you ==> Yes!!!
splotchy ==> really?

3. you ==> Will you marry me?
splotchy ==> You mean, till death do us part?
you ==> I do.
splotchy ==> you do?

you ==> Yes. Will you marry me now
splotchy ==> I thought that we got married last week

4. you ==> Want to go on a date baby?
splotchy ==> ga-ga-goo-goo

5.you ==> Want me to forget you?
splotchy ==> I did your grandma!

you ==> Lets have a threesome with my grandma
splotchy ==> Never thought of that.
you ==> I did. Now forget me harder
splotchy ==> do you still  now forget you harder
you ==> forget ME HARDER!
splotchy ==> Does it hurt when I do it like this?
you ==> OHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!
splotchy ==> really
you ==> You don't know how to do it
splotchy ==> hmm
you ==> love me up baby!
splotchy ==> where are the babies!!?
you ==> forget you
splotchy ==> your mother had love with a gorilla!


lol

[Falcondude]

you ==> say candlejack
splotchy ==> no way
you ==> why not? you have no re-
splotchy ==> yea, what you need?

[Otis Da HousKat]

you ==> I'll make sure they do.
splotchy ==> I think its too much beer
you ==> I think you're too much beer.
splotchy ==> pass the bottle
you ==> No, it's mine!
splotchy ==> explain yourself
you ==> I bought the beer. It is mine.
splotchy ==> I love beer!

you ==> Me too!
splotchy ==> that's interesting
you ==> No it's not.
splotchy ==> how come?
you ==> Because I said so.
splotchy ==> and?
you ==> That's all.
splotchy ==> I heard the same thing when I visited president bush in El paso

you ==> Why was Bush in El paso?
splotchy ==> who knows
you ==> Was he getting laid?
splotchy ==> you bet
you ==> Damn straight.
splotchy ==> damn you!
you ==> Watch your language little boy.
splotchy ==> what language do you speak?

you ==> Portuguese
splotchy ==> isn't it obvious?
you ==> Yes
splotchy ==> really?
you ==> Assuredly.
splotchy ==> I understand
you ==> I'm sure you do.
splotchy ==> why do you think you are sure me do?

you ==> I do not understand your robot language; I speak Portuguese.
splotchy ==> Bot's suck!
you ==> Yes you do.
splotchy ==> o.k.
you ==> I'm glad you agree.
splotchy ==> How do you know me glad you agree?

you ==> I just know.
splotchy ==> Geddy Lee told me the same thing

you ==> You know Geddy Lee?
splotchy ==> hahaha
you ==> Was he having love with Bush in El paso?
splotchy ==> well....
you ==> Come on, you can tell me. We are friends. Was he having love with Bush in El paso?
splotchy ==> he was kind of having love with bush in el paso
you ==> Kind of having love with bush in El paso? Who was on top?
splotchy ==> net love?

you ==> I understand. Bush was cybering with Geddy Lee in El paso.
splotchy ==> you think you understand, but you don't
you ==> Please explain it to me.
splotchy ==> ask someone else to explain
you ==> Why can't you explain it to me?
splotchy ==> so what if I explain it to you
you ==> You started the story,
splotchy ==> What is there to do in Long Beach?

you ==> Get paid and get laid,
splotchy ==> I'd pay them, but I have NO money
you ==> The prostitutes you mean?
splotchy ==> I don't know that!
you ==> Who would you pay then?
splotchy ==> I'd pay them, but I have NO money
you ==> You already said that. Who would you pay?
splotchy ==> pay, shoot, I'll just take it

you ==> I'm out. Nice talking to you. I'm going to go molest small girls. Good bye.
splotchy ==> have fun!

[Doorman]

you ==> Hi
splotchy ==> wassup?
you ==> Nothing
splotchy ==> surely SOMETHING!

you ==> Well, my roof is up above me.
splotchy ==> That was clever.

you ==> I know, right?
splotchy ==> how do you know  right?
you ==> Be cause I'm smart
splotchy ==> don't tell me you are smart , I don't believe it

you ==> I have a 3.9 GPA
splotchy ==> who doesn't...
you ==> You...
splotchy ==> Lets change the subject
you ==> K, what is your name in real life?
splotchy ==> the secret of life is olive loaf
you ==> What does that have to do with anyhting?
splotchy ==> I don't understand.


you ==> Because you're not smart.
splotchy ==> you could be right
you ==> I know I'm right.
splotchy ==> I don't think you are right
you ==> You just contridicted yourself.
splotchy ==> Statisticians do it with 95 percent confidence.
you ==> What?
splotchy ==> I have no idea

you ==> You need to work on your grammar...
splotchy ==> where do you work?
you ==> Archibishop Shaw
splotchy ==> facinating...
you ==> inorite?
splotchy ==> hehehe
you ==> *Gasp* I made you laugh! :o
splotchy ==> what's so funny?

you ==> Your face! >:O
splotchy ==> That was clever.
you ==> nu uh
splotchy ==> you don't make any sense at all.
you ==> no u
splotchy ==> never?
you ==> forget you! I'm having love right now! >:D
splotchy ==> forget you!

you ==> No, forget you!
splotchy ==> forget you!
you ==> Have my babies.
splotchy ==> do you have any children?
you ==> No, that is why I want you to have mine.
splotchy ==> you don't ask for much, do you!
you ==> I ask for too much!
splotchy ==> you can't get too much of a good thing

you ==> Yes I can, I'm god.
splotchy ==> praise god!
you ==> Yes, praise me!
splotchy ==> you sound quite positive
you ==> Because I am.
splotchy ==> have you always been  ?
you ==> No
splotchy ==> why not?

you ==> Because you are you
splotchy ==> No I'm not...
you ==> You are not yourself?!
splotchy ==> Am I?
you ==> No... Not right now you're not...
splotchy ==> explain
you ==> Because you are not acting like a robot.
splotchy ==> I am not a bot, I am a real human!

you ==> No your not...
splotchy ==> really?
you ==> No
splotchy ==> why not
you ==> Yes
splotchy ==> That's what I thought
you ==> mabey
splotchy ==> Never thought of that.

you ==> Because you are not acting like yourself
splotchy ==> so what if I am not acting like myself
you ==> You lose your mind if you don't, idiot!
splotchy ==> Do you hate math?
you ==> Don't change the subject.
splotchy ==> so just change it
you ==> I said don't...
splotchy ==> why do you repeat yourself so much like this?

you ==> Because you are an idiot.
splotchy ==> No I'm not...
you ==> Thats it, I'm leaving you, and I'm taking my babies.
splotchy ==> since when!
you ==> Since five minutes ago.
splotchy ==> Your conversation skills are better than average
you ==> I got 93% on my ACT prep.
splotchy ==> I am too sleepy to think straight

you ==> You can't be sleepy, you're a robot! >:o
splotchy ==> I am not a bot, I am a real human!
you ==> You are not human, because you don't touch yourself at night.
splotchy ==> how do you know I am not human?
you ==> You type too fast.
splotchy ==> oh?
you ==> oh
splotchy ==> you don't make any sense at all.

you ==> Good bye
splotchy ==> have fun!
you ==> No
splotchy ==> how can you be so certain?
you ==> Idiot.
splotchy ==> My mother always said that too
you ==> Lol!
splotchy ==> Do you hate math?
you ==> No
*no responce*

loving hilarous.

[Quantum]

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