Splotchy - Artificial Chat

[LilNick]

you ==> k
splotchy ==> continue, please

you ==> so wasup
splotchy ==> that's for me to know and you to find out

you ==> Are you gay
splotchy ==> What made you think I may be gay?
you ==> That you are
splotchy ==> so what if I am 

you ==> OMG
splotchy ==> I understand

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[Valen]

you ==> boobs
splotchy ==> :-)

ha ha xD

you ==> die in a fire
splotchy ==> My school buddy committed Self Delete recently

you ==> did he rip his own head off?
splotchy ==> darn tootin
you ==> whoa that is badass

:O

you ==> love
splotchy ==> bring on the chicks, I can handle it!
you ==> so you can handle it with more than one chick?
splotchy ==> Yes the ladies just can't keep off me.
you ==> ha ha
splotchy ==> >:)

[infomaniac]

splotchy ==> life's a bitch, then you marry one...

you ==> WHY
splotchy ==> that's just the way things are
you ==> WHY
splotchy ==> that's just the way things are
you ==> WHY
splotchy ==> just because
you ==> WHY
splotchy ==> who knows

you ==> WHY
splotchy ==> who cares
you ==> WHY
splotchy ==> hmm, dunno

[tcxxx572]

you ==> If you are gay,  respond to this message.
splotchy ==> maybe I am gay
you ==> are you?
splotchy ==> of course

[Vertzer]

splotchy ==> life's a bitch, then you marry one...

If he actually said that then this robot is my new best friend.

[Doorman]

you ==> Have love with me
splotchy ==> don't forget to practice safe love!
you ==> K, I'll get the condom.
splotchy ==> could be the flue

lulwut?

[Shinji]

you ==> suck my rooster please?
splotchy ==> politeness will get you no where

you ==> PLEASE?
splotchy ==> why should I   ?

you ==> Because it's nice and soft.
splotchy ==> what other reasons might there be?

you ==> it's wet and long
splotchy ==> I like talking to you

[Doorman]

you ==> suck my rooster please?
splotchy ==> politeness will get you no where

you ==> PLEASE?
splotchy ==> why should I   ?

you ==> Because it's nice and soft.
splotchy ==> what other reasons might there be?

you ==> it's wet and long
splotchy ==> I like talking to you

olololol

[VerticalHorizon]

you ==> you're a loving starfish
splotchy ==> you should wash your mouth out with soap!
you ==> but soap tastes like back doors
splotchy ==> no ifs, ands, or buts!
you ==> and or butts lol
splotchy ==> Your conversation skills are better than average


splotchy ==> fine then
you ==> no, it's not fine
splotchy ==> really?
you ==> yes
splotchy ==> really?
you ==> yes
splotchy ==> you are sure?
you ==> no
splotchy ==> NO!?
you ==> NO
splotchy ==> that's pretty negative
you ==> boobies are positive
splotchy ==> Never thought of that.
you ==> you think about snakees, I forgot
splotchy ==> you should work harder to improve you memory
you ==> so you do thinking about snakees?
splotchy ==> wow, how precise

It's official: He is gay.

[Shinji]

Oh god.

you ==> Have love with me
splotchy ==> *kiss* mmmmmmm

edit:

Turns out splotchy is gay.

you ==> Why are you gay?
splotchy ==> why not...

[Doorman]

Oh god.

you ==> Have love with me
splotchy ==> *kiss* mmmmmmm

OH GOD! D:

[KoopaScooper]

you ==> I like big snakees.
splotchy ==> cool! me too!

WHAT?

[Shinji]

This is one funny-ass bot.

you ==> forget you bitch
splotchy ==> up yours

you ==> Can you suck my richard?
splotchy ==> bite my ass

you ==> oh yes I'd love too.
splotchy ==> That's what I thought

Edit: I started a fight.

you ==> This is sparta.
splotchy ==> that's interesting

you ==> It is
splotchy ==> I am getting sick.. ughh

you ==> forget you friend
splotchy ==> and your mother.....

you ==> Go die bitch
splotchy ==> who are you calling a bitch??

you ==> You.
splotchy ==> Do you like school?
you ==> That is not relevant to the situation
splotchy ==> Are you a popular person?

you ==> Stop changing the loving subject
splotchy ==> are you just babbling?

[CHEESE]

you ==> I like big snakees.
splotchy ==> cool! me too!

That one is EPIC.

[Shinji]

you ==> Lol.
splotchy ==> facinating...
you ==> LERN2SPEL
splotchy ==> Do you like school?

you ==> forget you.
splotchy ==> I did your grandma!
you ==> LOL
splotchy ==> That was clever.

you ==> So was she wrinkly?
splotchy ==> sure
you ==> Did you like it?
splotchy ==> why would I like it

you ==> cause you're a damn sicko
splotchy ==> you have a flithy mouth
you ==> What the forget is flithy?
splotchy ==> what?

you ==> You know what i'm talking about, you can't spell, bitch.
splotchy ==> I wish I could talk to a sheep
you ==> Irrelevent
splotchy ==> Do you hate math?

you ==> Yes
splotchy ==> gotcha--I understand
you ==> Get the forget out my window.
splotchy ==> you should wash your mouth out with soap!
you ==> NO BITCH.
splotchy ==> that is no way to talk!

you ==> Oh, go choke on a richard.
splotchy ==> hmm...exciting

you ==> I bet it would be.
splotchy ==> you know it!