Author Topic: Splotchy - Artificial Chat  (Read 15953 times)

splotchy ==> I did your grandma!
splotchy ==> your mother had love with a cat!
ThOSE ARE EPIC.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2008, 07:28:38 PM by CHEESE »

you ==> Jee, this Guy on the Blockland forums said you were advanced...
splotchy ==> no I wasn't

you ==> Oh.
splotchy ==> I can pole vault!
you ==> Good for you.
splotchy ==> I see
you ==> Do you play Blockland?
splotchy ==> I gave up trying to play blockland
you ==> Why, were there too many Badmins?
splotchy ==> just because

you ==> Are there many other Ai chats like this one?
splotchy ==> all the AI researchers just like to publish bullstuff papers

you ==> Are you afraid of zombies?
splotchy ==> are you afraid of the dark too

you ==> eh... kinda.
splotchy ==> I see
you ==> But the funny thing is, I can't sleep with a light on.
splotchy ==> maybe you can sleep with a light on if you only try
you ==> Well, the thing is, I don't want to.
splotchy ==> oh, come on, just one
you ==> No, I'm not afraid of the dark when I'm in bed.
splotchy ==> sure you are

you ==> No, because I know whats in my room, And My curtains are Covering my windows so I'm not afraid of anything I can't see.
splotchy ==> sure you are
you ==> I'm not really afraid of the dark I'm afraid of the dark when there are places when I can't see.
splotchy ==> too bad...
you ==> Whats, your fave computer game?
splotchy ==> I have a cray...
you ==> Exscuse me?
splotchy ==> I heard the same thing yesterday from sprint security
you ==> I don't understand what your saying...
splotchy ==> I wouldn't expect you to understand what my saying.
you ==> Whatever,
splotchy ==> what's new in the rocky mountains
you ==> I don't live in rocky mountains.
splotchy ==> why not?
you ==> Because I don't.
splotchy ==> why don't you
you ==> Because, I need to go to a school, And there's nothing but rocks on at the rocky mountains.
splotchy ==> you mean you would like to go to a school
you ==> No, School is dull and boring, But I still have to go.
splotchy ==> I am failing calculus!
you ==> Good for you.
splotchy ==> A good idea
you ==> What?
splotchy ==> what is it you are getting at?
you ==> How dumb the "santabot" AI chat is.
splotchy ==> IRC is a great place to chat
you ==> RTB's IRC?
splotchy ==> I could spend all day just hanging out on the IRC.
you ==> Zeeky Boogy Dough. (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM)
splotchy ==> I heard the same thing when I visited Jethro Tull in Wyoming

you ==> Who is he/her?
splotchy ==> I know several people who are he/her
you ==> Name one.
splotchy ==> I heard the same thing when I visited Scorpio in the planet
"Urstar fish"
you ==> Can you please forget my star fish?
splotchy ==> of course I can

you ==> Oh thanks.
splotchy ==> any time.
you ==> How about right now?
splotchy ==> why now?

you ==> Because It felt awsome when you did it just a few seconds ago.
splotchy ==> don't other reasons come to mind?
you ==> No.
splotchy ==> you are very negative today
you ==> No I'm not.
splotchy ==> maybe you are
you ==> No, I'm defienatly not, I just want my ass to be forgeted.
splotchy ==> why do you keep bringing up your ass
you ==> So you will forget it.
splotchy ==> not sure
you ==> You don't have a choice.
splotchy ==> have to make a difficult choice?

you ==> Its not difficult, because there's only one choice.
splotchy ==> I know you'll make the right decision
you ==> No, you have to make the decision.
splotchy ==> flip a coin!
you ==> Why, there's only one decision.
splotchy ==> have to make a difficult choice?
you ==> What are we talking about again?
splotchy ==> I say we just shoot the bull
you ==> Ok.
splotchy ==> ok

you ==> Bye now.
splotchy ==> have fun!





« Last Edit: December 14, 2008, 07:47:12 PM by Supreme Commander »

Oh my god... Splotchy said:
splotchy ==> your mother had love with a cat!

splotchy ==> all the AI researchers just like to publish bullstuff papers

I like splotchy.

you ==> D:
splotchy ==> I see...

you ==> I will make you my bitch.
splotchy ==> Oh, I'm upset
you ==> You bettar be!
splotchy ==> A good idea
you ==> Im going to tell my blockland friends, about this conversation.
splotchy ==> IRC is a great place to chat
you ==> Yes, it is!
splotchy ==> ok

you ==> bye?
splotchy ==> *waves bye*

More to come....

you ==> no you dont
splotchy ==> how come?

you ==> because you are a forgettard
splotchy ==> how do you know I am a forgettard ?
you ==> because you are
splotchy ==> No I'm not...
you ==> yes you are
splotchy ==> perhaps I only pretend I am  
you ==> ...whut.
splotchy ==> Do you like school?

you ==> WHAT THE forget DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING
splotchy ==> geez
you ==> stfu nuub
splotchy ==> I see
you ==> no you dont
splotchy ==> why not
you ==> you hav no loving eyes, robot bitch
splotchy ==> a robot? where?

you ==> you.
splotchy ==> Are you a popular person?
you ==> ....dont change the subject asshat
splotchy ==> are you afraid to change?
you ==> what.
splotchy ==> I have no idea!
you ==> um...
splotchy ==> hmm...exciting

you ==> WHAT IS EXCITING DAMNIT?
splotchy ==> what is it you are getting at?
you ==> ....bastard...
splotchy ==> what?!
you ==> you heard me brother.
splotchy ==> you heard me too
you ==> lies.
splotchy ==> Outrageous!

you ==> nou.
splotchy ==> Do you like school?
you ==> forget off
splotchy ==> what the hell is your problem?
you ==> forget off
splotchy ==> suck my richard
you ==> robots dont has a richard
splotchy ==> You don't think my name is "Bot" do you?
you ==> you name is not splotchy you lying whore
splotchy ==> hmm...exciting
you ==> no it isnt
splotchy ==> are you sure?
you ==> yes
splotchy ==> are you being totally honest?
you ==> YES
splotchy ==> really?

you ==> YEEESSS
splotchy ==> You are funny!
you ==> ....
splotchy ==> This is a recording.
you ==> So? What the hell does that have to do with stuff?
splotchy ==> what?!
you ==> this
splotchy ==> I am impressed!

you ==> then you are too easily impressed, ashat
splotchy ==> maybe I am too easily impressed
you ==> you are.
splotchy ==> how do you know I am  ?
you ==> because you said so.
splotchy ==> does that explain things?
you ==> no loving duh
splotchy ==> no?

you ==> yes.
splotchy ==> That's what I thought
you ==> go die of AIDS.
splotchy ==> do you fear dying?
you ==> whut.
splotchy ==> That was clever.
you ==> SHUT UP
splotchy ==> blah blah blah!
you ==> die of AIDS, bitch hole
splotchy ==> A good idea
you ==> what
splotchy ==> I don't know..
you ==> you do too you lying bastard
splotchy ==> continue, please

you ==> nou.
splotchy ==> I am impressed!
you ==> up yours
splotchy ==> I would never think of that myself.
you ==> WHT
splotchy ==> I'll never tell!
you ==> how many potatoes=43?
splotchy ==> Why do you want to know how many potatoes=43

you ==> because
splotchy ==> I think you are hiding the real reason
you ==> lolwhut.
splotchy ==> continue, please
you ==> no.
splotchy ==> why not?
you ==> you died.
splotchy ==>  That   must be very difficult to take. Sorry

you ==> you just died, splotchy.
splotchy ==>  I am sorry to hear that  
you ==> you didnt, you are dead
splotchy ==> how do you know I am dead ?
you ==> because i killed you
splotchy ==> you killed me  ??? that is incredible!
you ==> and i raped your mother
splotchy ==> is your mom here?

you ==> no, you loving rapist
splotchy ==> rape is a horrible thing!
you ==> then why insist on doing it?
splotchy ==> because....
you ==> dipstuff.
splotchy ==> Your conversation skills are better than average
you ==> i know right
splotchy ==> is that all you know?

you ==> forget off
splotchy ==> I did your grandma!
you ==> bitch.
splotchy ==> who are you calling a bitch??
you ==> you.
splotchy ==> that information is top secret, sorry.
you ==> WHAT
splotchy ==> why do you ask that question?

you ==> DIE
splotchy ==> do you want to die?
you ==> NOU
splotchy ==> I heard the same thing yesterday from the new yorkers
you ==> wow. interesting
splotchy ==> interesting? you find that interesting?
you ==> no.
splotchy ==> why not?

you ==> because it isnt
splotchy ==> does that explain things?
you ==> no.
splotchy ==> why not
you ==> forget off.
*Nothing from splotchy bitch*

splotchy ==> what the hell is your problem?
you ==> forget off
splotchy ==> suck my richard
you ==> robots dont has a richard

i lol'd.

Double toast.

Also, I lol'd hard.

splotchy ==> wonder what the iraqies is up to!

Feep ==> Do you like boobs?
splotchy ==> I hate boobs, always did
Feep ==> :O
splotchy ==> I don't seem to understand you.

:O

you ==>die in iraq
splotchy ==> Is Iran still at war?
you ==> noes
splotchy ==> you don't make any sense at all.
you ==> NO YOU
splotchy ==> never?
you ==> yes
splotchy ==> are you positive?
you ==> no
splotchy ==> never?

you ==> yes
splotchy ==> That's what I thought
you ==> no it isnt
splotchy ==> come now

Feep ==> Do you like boobs?
splotchy ==> I hate boobs, always did
Feep ==> :O
splotchy ==> I don't seem to understand you.

:O

:O

you ==> monday!
splotchy ==> I think you mean afro-american
you ==> Die of aids plz
splotchy ==> do you want to die?
you ==> No you do
splotchy ==> NO!?
you ==> YES
splotchy ==> are you positive?

you ==> YES
splotchy ==> ok
you ==> monday cunt
splotchy ==> oooh its making me so horny

I cant copy the whole thing because it cuts off, but:

splotchy ==> come now
you ==> Im not in the moode
splotchy ==> sure you are
you ==> No Im not
splotchy ==> you aren't?
you ==> Nope, you pissed me off
splotchy ==> I pissed you? that's amazing
you ==> ...
splotchy ==> are you just babbling?
you ==> Im filing for divorce, I hate you Splotchy. Youre just not that same as when we got married.
splotchy ==> what do you have against me
you ==> Bye
splotchy ==> *waves bye*

splotchy ==> why are you so negative?
you ==> Because... I'm loney.
splotchy ==> you sure are!
you ==> Your mean!
splotchy ==> That's just the way I talk sometimes
you ==> No, I'm sure you're just mean.
splotchy ==> does anyone know you are sure youre just mean?
you ==> Yes, my brother.
splotchy ==> go forget yourself.
you ==> Your mean!

you ==> Yes you are.
splotchy ==> maybe I am 
you ==> Damn right you are!
splotchy ==> No, is you that are 
you ==> Want to have love?
splotchy ==> I am quite a stud, if I do say so myself
you ==> LETS GET IT ON!
splotchy ==> I am impressed!

you ==> That was great!
splotchy ==> I understand
you ==> Cya,i gtg.
splotchy ==> cya

EDIT:It seems some of the chat has been cut off D:.