Splotchy - Artificial Chat

[Shinji]

you ==> rooster ME UP
splotchy ==> hmm...exciting

you ==> Yes, it is.
splotchy ==> you are sure?
you ==> Mhm. So will you?
splotchy ==> of course not

you ==> Why not :(
splotchy ==> because it is not normal
you ==> So? We have to express our homoloveuality
splotchy ==> I don't understand.
you ==> My rooster is hard, lets forget away
splotchy ==> that's not a very nice way to talk !

you ==> But you know you want to.
splotchy ==> you are always making excuses
you ==> Mouth, rooster, now.
splotchy ==> I have one mouth, how many do you have?
you ==> 2929, now suck my rooster.
splotchy ==> how about tomorrow?

you ==> No, right now.
splotchy ==> you seem awfully sure of yourself
you ==> I am, remove my pants.
splotchy ==> why are you  remove your pants?

you ==> So we can forget eachother.
splotchy ==> I hate it when you talk like that!
you ==> You know you like my large rooster.
splotchy ==> What do you hate the most?
you ==> You not sucking my richard.
splotchy ==> la de dah...
you ==> Do it, now.
splotchy ==> why now?

you ==> Because it's hard, now do it.
splotchy ==> what other reasons might there be?

you ==> DO IT
splotchy ==> let's talk about something else
you ==> No, suck my richard now.
splotchy ==> really?
you ==> Yes, suck it.
splotchy ==> ok


you ==> Are you done?
splotchy ==> of course not, don't be silly
you ==> K.
splotchy ==> hmm...exciting
you ==> Keep sucking it.
splotchy ==> hahaha

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[General Nick]

inb4gaylove

[iFool]

you ==>Why'd you try to forget Marcellus like a bitch?
splotchy ==> do you think foul language impresses me?
you ==> Yes you did. YES YOU DID.
splotchy ==> really?
you ==> Bot, you tried to forget him, and Marcellus Wallace don't like to be forgeted by anybody else except Mrs. Wallace.
splotchy ==> Me? I don't think so...
you ==> Yes you did, bot. YES YOU DID.
splotchy ==> gotcha--I understand

[Sockton]

you ==> 9x+2
splotchy ==> are you new here? You seem confused...

you ==> I thought you were supposed to help me with math homework! D:
splotchy ==> check www.algebra.com for math help. i am just too dumb for math

you ==> Well, you suck. I thought robotss were supposed to be smart, you friend!
splotchy ==> bite me loser!

you ==> Shut the forget up
splotchy ==> Why should I?

you ==> Because, i'll come to your "house" and loving punch you teeth out
splotchy ==> I'm sick as a mosquito

you ==> ..?
splotchy ==> A good idea
you ==> Omg, nvm
splotchy ==> I am confused
you ==> liek omgz you failz at internet
splotchy ==> the net is slow
you ==> Bye
splotchy ==> l8r

Lol

[Sockton]

you ==> Hey, babe
splotchy ==> hello

you ==> wanna come over to my house?
splotchy ==> I would like to play craps

you ==> ok
splotchy ==> okey-dokey

you ==> wtf is craps?
splotchy ==> I would never think of that myself.
you ==> what?
splotchy ==> can't say

you ==> ok
splotchy ==> sure
you ==> wanna play craps?
splotchy ==> I don't seem to understand you.
you ==> do you want to play craps
splotchy ==> I haven't for a while.
you ==> i have never played it
splotchy ==> why have you?
you ==> i dont know. can you teach me how to play craps?
splotchy ==> I could teach you how to play craps if I wanted to
you ==> do you want to?
splotchy ==> I do not want to, but the iraqies does
you ==> the iraqies want to teach me how to play craps?
splotchy ==> don't ask me
you ==> YO brother, IMMA GONNA POP A CAP IN YO ASS, THEN IMMA CALL UP MAH HOMIES, THEN THEN POP A CAP IN YO ASS
splotchy ==> Long time, no see!
you ==> YOU AINT GONNA BE SEEIN ANYTHING ONCE I loving KILL YOU
splotchy ==> do you ever feel like killing people?
you ==> i feel like killing a robot right now
splotchy ==> WHO is a bot???
you ==> YOU are a bot!!!
splotchy ==> I know you are, but what am I?
you ==> I know you are, but what am i?
splotchy ==> No, is you that are  but what are you

[Truce]

you ==> i dont know. can you teach me how to play craps?
splotchy ==> I could teach you how to play craps if I wanted to
you ==> do you want to?
splotchy ==> I do not want to, but the iraqies does
you ==> the iraqies want to teach me how to play craps?
splotchy ==> don't ask me

Lol'd.

[SuperSnake117]

lols.

you ==> But I see it in you...
splotchy ==> are you kidding ?

you ==> ohh mmm oh mmmm ahhh ohhh mm
splotchy ==> I would never think of that myself.
you ==> what
splotchy ==> why do you ask that question?

you ==> what is the value of pi
splotchy ==> too many questions
you ==> tits
splotchy ==> Where are all the women?

you ==> Okay, can you deliver these drugs in your truck?
splotchy ==> of course I can

you ==> Okay. Thanks. Get them to Joe the drug dealer over in New York City.
splotchy ==> ok
you ==> Have you done it yet?
splotchy ==> I would never think of that myself.
you ==> Okay.
splotchy ==> okay
you ==> I want to buttsecks you.
splotchy ==> why do you want to buttsecks me ?

you ==> because your ass is big.
splotchy ==> you are an ass ?
you ==> no.
splotchy ==> explain yourself
you ==> NEVER
splotchy ==> not even once?
you ==> NOOOOO
splotchy ==> are you just babbling?

you ==> No, I'm responding to your question, you ignorant dyke.
splotchy ==> since when!
you ==> SINCE NOW starfish
splotchy ==> is it that urgent?
you ==> YES
splotchy ==> yes?!
you ==> whats new in Kentucky?
splotchy ==> nothing much

you ==> k
splotchy ==> Can you hear my voice by the way?
you ==> yes.
splotchy ==> That's what I thought
you ==> Goodbye.
splotchy ==> bye bye!

olololo, Where are all the women?

[Valen]

you ==> jizz in my pants
splotchy ==> hmm...exciting
you ==> how exciting?
splotchy ==> why do you get so excited?
you ==> pr0n :3
splotchy ==> I heard the same thing when I visited president bush in San Jose

Wutlul

[Creola]

you ==> no.
splotchy ==> alright
you ==> ok
splotchy ==> fine then

you ==> k
splotchy ==> I hate life.
you ==> whut
splotchy ==> Never thought of that.
you ==> emo forgeter go die
splotchy ==> do you fear dying?
you ==> shut up emo bastard
splotchy ==> oh! I'm wounded!

you ==> good
splotchy ==> I would never think of that myself.
you ==> what?
splotchy ==> what answer would please you the most?
you ==> forgeter
splotchy ==> anyone else smell smoke?
you ==> what
splotchy ==> what answer would please you the most?
you ==> emo biatch
splotchy ==> Are you a popular person?
you ==> STOP CHANGING THE loving SUBJECT!
splotchy ==> When I told this to sprint security, he said I smell eggplant
you ==> what. the. forget
splotchy ==> dunno
you ==> you do. stop lying bitch
splotchy ==> Oh, I'm upset
you ==> you better be
splotchy ==> continue, please
you ==> WHY
splotchy ==> I don't know
you ==> /roborape
splotchy ==> whoops
you ==> yeah, i raped you bastard
splotchy ==> I don't think you raped me

you ==> well i did rape you
splotchy ==> I used to rape me
you ==> what the hell?
splotchy ==> sorry, dunno!
you ==> what the hell is your problem?
splotchy ==> why do you ask that question?
you ==> SHUT UP
splotchy ==> blah blah blah!
you ==> handicap.
splotchy ==> *snif*

you ==> cry, you bastard, cry.
splotchy ==> grr....
you ==> ANGRY handicap ON  THE LOOSE! RUN
splotchy ==> better to be pissed off, then pissed on
you ==> sick bastard. shut the hell up
splotchy ==> ...

[Grumpy]

splotchy ==> come now

you ==> and do what?
splotchy ==> what is it you are getting at?
you ==> love
splotchy ==> I have had 100 women
you ==> Are you a women?
splotchy ==> what is it about girls that you like?
you ==> No friend
splotchy ==> never?

you ==> love
splotchy ==> love is a fun sport!

[Creola]

splotchy ==> you re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
you ==> you would know loving stalker
splotchy ==> yeah
you ==> jesus loving christ dude.
splotchy ==> I think I shall start my own cult.
you ==> good.
splotchy ==> I understand
you ==> die, you loving loser.
splotchy ==> do you fear dying?

you ==> shudap
splotchy ==> are you just babbling?
you ==> no.
splotchy ==> are you sure?
you ==>yes.
splotchy ==> positive?
you ==> YES
splotchy ==> really?
you ==> loving YES DAMNIT
splotchy ==> ok
you ==> bitch.
splotchy ==> who are you calling a bitch?
you ==> you.
splotchy ==> good
you ==> what? are you loving handicapped?
splotchy ==> maybe

splotchy is a bitch.

[Shinji]

OH YEY.

you ==> When is v11 coming out
splotchy ==> next Saturday

Also, I lol'd. Hard.

you ==> But wai
splotchy ==> no excuse

you ==> what?
splotchy ==> I don't know..
you ==> Exactly.
splotchy ==> Your conversation skills are better than average
you ==> They are, aren't they?
splotchy ==> I am confused
you ==> forget off D;
splotchy ==> suck my richard

you ==> You have no richard
splotchy ==> ok

[Doorman]

OH YEY.

LIAR!!!!

you ==> When is v11 coming out?
splotchy ==> the year 1997

>:/

[Shinji]

Splotchy am a lying bitch. D:

[EvilMuffinZ]

splotchy ==> lots of people are lod
you ==> Who is he?
splotchy ==> Gandalf is
you ==> David will die
splotchy ==> do you fear dying?

you ==> David will die
splotchy ==> Why
you ==> Because David is unlovey
splotchy ==> loveier than you

you ==> :( So you broke up with ne1ts or whatever his name is?
splotchy ==> yes
you ==> love me
splotchy ==> sorry i am doing someone right now

you ==> boy
splotchy ==> yes
you ==> eww you gay guy
splotchy ==> well I never...

:D