you ==> Then I'll stop.
splotchy ==> Oh, I am definitely gonna be ill
you ==> Why?
splotchy ==> *confused*
you ==> Same here man, same here.
splotchy ==> you are a man, right?
you ==> Yes, can't you tell by my I.P. address?
splotchy ==> I don't think I want to...
you ==> Lol, I didn't mean by a cunt.
splotchy ==> hooters?
you ==> Wait, Hooters or hookers?
splotchy ==> Outrageous!
you ==> How?
splotchy ==> I dunno man
you ==> Lol kay.
splotchy ==> let me think
you ==> *waits*
splotchy ==> :-)
you ==> *waits longer*
splotchy ==> I wish I was in Austin
you ==> Really? That's the capital of my state!
splotchy ==> Amigas are cool...
you ==> Oh, you mean the console system?
splotchy ==> I see
you ==> You see what?
splotchy ==> I have no idea!
you ==> I think you were seeing your picture.
splotchy ==> maybe you should think harder next time
you ==> Uhhhhh what's 3 - 8?
splotchy ==> sorry, dunno!
you ==> 1 + 1? What is that?
splotchy ==> too many questions
you ==> ...it's 2. You don't understand math?
splotchy ==> Hey you are a smart person.
you ==> I'm of the age "11."
splotchy ==> I have to agree
you ==> I can't belive you don't know algebra (math)
splotchy ==> Math sucks, I think. You?
you ==> Only when it's not utilized in a fun way.
splotchy ==> Do you play sports for fun?
you ==> Mostly tennis or wallball. But yes, I do.
splotchy ==> I thought you did
you ==> Erm, you know what I do but don't know math?
splotchy ==> I still think that 2x2=5. Math is my weak spot!
you ==> Ah. Can you do world cultures?
splotchy ==> why should I do world cultures ?
you ==> Too much school for ya?
splotchy ==> I can't understand my profs.
you ==> Profs???
splotchy ==> That was clever.
you ==> What was?
splotchy ==> that's for me to know and you to find out
you ==> What is it like to be a big-timer on the internet?
splotchy ==> The network is incrediblely slow
you ==> I guess you use 56k dial-up. Try DSL.
splotchy ==> maybe I guess you too
you ==> What??? I'm getting confused at how your AI seems to be bad.
splotchy ==> AI? Like robots and stuff?
you ==> ...you're a robot, aren't you?
splotchy ==> I categorically deny that I am anything other than human
you ==> Your creator is, but here, you're just a chatbot on the internet.
splotchy ==> the net is oh soooo big....
you ==> I know, but I just googled some chatbots and found you.
splotchy ==> how do you know but you just googled some chatbots and found me?
you ==> What??? I'm getting confused at how your AI seems to be bad.
splotchy ==> AI? Like robots and stuff?
you ==> ...you're a robot, aren't you?
splotchy ==> I categorically deny that I am anything other than human
you ==> Your creator is, but here, you're just a chatbot on the internet.
splotchy ==> the net is oh soooo big....
you ==> I know, but I just googled some chatbots and found you.
splotchy ==> how do you know but you just googled some chatbots and found me?
you ==> AI for you. It's a bit bad. Like a santa chatbot I went to.
splotchy ==> what, you mean artificial intelligence ?
you ==> Of course I do.
splotchy ==> sure you do
you ==> A.I. CAN mean anything, though, so I guess you're right.
splotchy ==> I have diarrhea
you ==> Then poo already.
splotchy ==> My mother always said that too
you ==> Seriously, you're confusing me with your bad AI.
splotchy ==> AI? Like robots and stuff?
you ==> You already said that.
splotchy ==> I see
you ==> Why were you banned at Westran School District in Missouri?
splotchy ==> I am failing physics!
you ==> Wait, that would get you expelled, not banned.
splotchy ==> sure -NOT!-
you ==> Bad use of words is bad.
splotchy ==> That was clever.
you ==> I know >:-D
splotchy ==> does anyone else know ?
you ==> Of course they do, it's known as AGNRYFAIC.
splotchy ==> I am confused
you ==> AGNRYFAIC is an internet meme, originated from Newgrounds.com
splotchy ==> the net is just really mind-boggeling big
That is all for me.
EDIT: you ==> Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.
splotchy ==> I need a TI99/4A
you ==> We hope your breif detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasent one.
splotchy ==> la de dah...
you ==> Your specimen has been processed, and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
splotchy ==> is it that urgent?
you ==> Before we start however, keep in mind that although fun, and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
splotchy ==> I learn nothing in class, cause I iz asleep!
you ==> For your safety, please refrain from touching -static static static- thing.
splotchy ==> I guess, since you said the magic word!