To quote from myself, "Girls are like chicken, the best parts are the legs and the breasts."
I genuinely agree, keeping that comparison there is no way the Ass is the best part of a chicken.
Metal Axe On Fires comprehensive guide to getting ladies:1. Pop your collar2. Slap her around a little so she thinks you're cool3. Tell her you're Johnny Cochran's lawyer4. Ask her what her favorite episode of Naruto is5. Take her to the comic book store and buy her something nice
Ask her out or you might lose her.
Too late for me.
If I even asked a girl at my school what Naruto was. It would probably be along the lines of the Japanese city America bombed in WW2. And there is only one kid at my school who likes Naruto. He is fat eats his snot for lunch and thinks he is a ninja by balancing his Algebra 2 book on his head. Which ultimately ended with a black kid throwing an object of some sort at him. Sad but hey just goes to show what kind of action the kids who like Naruto get.
4. Ask her what her favorite episode of Naruto is
Walk up to her, give her a hug, then as your going away from her, look her in the eye, give her a slight smil, then say.....................Your tits feel nice against my chest Will you go out with me?
Lets get straight to the point, lets get nude.