What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say on Blockland?

[RMS Gigantic]

Person: "How do I shoot?" (referring to guns)

Us: "Click"

Person: "Click what?"

Idiot.

[Ad Bot]

[Regulith]

Person: "How do I shoot?" (referring to guns)

Us: "Click"

Person: "Click what?"

Idiot.

Reminds me of the Dunkin Donuts commercial;

Guy: Hello, technical support.
Caller: This computer isn't working.
Guy: Okay, let's start with some preliminaries. Is the computer plugged in?
Caller: Uh...to what?
Guy: ...The wall.
Caller: This computer didn't come with any wall.

[Kalphiter]

Reminds me of the Dunkin Donuts commercial;

Guy: Hello, technical support.
Caller: This computer isn't working.
Guy: Okay, let's start with some preliminaries. Is the computer plugged in?
Caller: Uh...to what?
Guy: ...The wall.
Caller: This computer didn't come with any wall.

That happened in Blockland?

[jony]

No he was reffering to a commercial.

[Ace]

"What is research?"

[A GUY]

i remembered Another one!



                           this is more of a Stupid Story
                          him: How do i print?
                           i used events to make gold that said you can now print
                                when it was clicked, it also set no rendering!
                                me: Follow me to print Mines
                              I brought him to it, And locked the Door.
                           He didn't know how to Ctrl K And he asked how do i brake the window...
                                          me: oh, and after you take the Golden Brick it turns into Trapped Mines.
                                           after a while, he left.
                           

[Dark(ya its me)]

I'm not spamin you spamer,I'm not spammin you spammer,I'm not spammin you spammer

[Boba Fet]

the weirdest thing ive ever heard.. all i can really think of is some random noob coming into my server and saying snake lol

[JimJam]

The other day, some guy called me a noob, I responded with "Look who's talking." then he snaps back "I'M NOT A NOOB IVE BEEN HERE SINCE V9 AND BEFORE THE PRINTS." I'm not sure what "before the prints" means, but I found it pretty funny.

[sorcerer311]

I've just recently fired up my own dedicated server, and I get this person, who at first, is only slightly annoying, mostly blasting the hell out of everyone with this tank another player had spawned.  So, I dropped a polite, "Please stop," and they complied.

They began building and would yell at anyone who came near them while they were building, including me, and chase them down with the hammer, to which I responded by sending them to jail repeatedly.  After that, it all went down hill, and ended with:

"I could be a better admin than you."
Me: "Really?"
* has been kicked by Sorcerer311.

I felt mildly bad, as they were a talented builder, but I don't take kindly to people creating trouble for no reason.

[-Mike-]

Noob: wiat! dont shot me!!!!11 we tak turns to soot and tahn run bak and fouth!!!!

Me: Wait! I have a better idea!

Noob: wat isit

Me: *shoots him*

[Protokol]

Commander Jkid: do you have version 11
guitar hero phomine: ya

[Limpfittz]

"Can I have Admin?"

[jony]

The other day, some guy called me a noob, I responded with "Look who's talking." then he snaps back "I'M NOT A NOOB IVE BEEN HERE SINCE V9 AND BEFORE THE PRINTS." I'm not sure what "before the prints" means, but I found it pretty funny.

I cant rember exactly but when  vanila blockland was out there were no prints if that helps

[Jaxx]

He wouldn't have mentioned V9 in that case. He would have actually known about vanilla. Which he almost certainly didn't.