I've heard a lot of stupid things, and had run ins with lots of stupid people, but this is the first one that really had me laughing. xD
He was on my server, and wanted to load something. This is recorded exactly how it was said, key for key. It starts after I asked him what he wanted to load...
Noob : it is a holtel!!!!
Me : That's great. Why not build a better one here if you want a hotel to be here so much?
Noob : i CANT DO THAT
Me : Why not? You're too lazy perhaps?
Noob : i got the strtr from blockland
Me : You got the WHAT from Blockland!?
Me : Please, get better at typing. -_-'
Noob : astareter
Me : What?!
Noob : a sareter
Me : Try again? Really now, this shouldn't be that hard.
Noob : i give up
Me : Alright. Do you not know how to spell it or something?
Noob : can i pls lode it????
Me : No.
Noob : bay than
Me : What?
Noob : bey than
Me : What?
Noob : i will discunict
Me : What???
Noob : >:(
Me : It's not my fault you can't type. Don't >:( me.
Noob : disconnent.that is what i will do
Me : I don't know how someone disconnents. Come on know, I'm sure you can type it if you try again.
Noob : sutup NOW
Me : What?
Noob : SUTUP NOW!!!!!@!
Me : What?