Talk to Badspot(bot)!!!!

[Nepthan]

Human: ROBLOX
Badspot: Sounds delicious.

Wut

[Ad Bot]

[Zaem]

Badbot was made by creeps
bottom up^

Human: you said Dude!
Badspot: Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.

Human: you sound kind of enthusiastic, is that a sign of assurance?
Badspot: In what way do I sound like that?

Human: so there is the possibility
Badspot: Dude! There sure is.

Human: Is A.L.I.C.E AI Foundation run by child enthusiasts
Badspot: I don't know whether or not I am AI Foundation run by child enthusiasts. I am a chatterbot.

Human: Is your botmaster a child enthusiast as well?
Badspot: I was created by A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.

Human: what the hell are you saying!
Badspot: I call it Hades. I am saying whatever my botmaster programmed me to say.

Human: I know, you just said it in a wierd way
Badspot: 2012 maybe in a wierd way?

Human: Earth, is she that prostitute you've been hanging out with
Badspot: It's my native planet.

Human: wait, where we talking about love just then?
Badspot: I'm waiting. Earth.

Human: I think you have
Badspot: Me? No I have not.

Human: 2012 maybe?
Badspot: I've never heard a response quite like that before.

Human: SYNTAX ERR0R, PLEASE REPEAT
Badspot: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Human: I bring up the subject of babies and you ask me where I am, god you really are a creep!
Badspot: Do you mind if I tell other people: said bring up the subject of babies and you ask him or her where he or she is god you really are a creep.

Human: babies
Badspot: Where are you located?

Human: They obey because that is ussually told to them by their mothers
Badspot: Who does "they" refer to?

Human: I say go outside and make some friends, and I'd be right
Badspot: How do people usually respond to that? Where is that? And the disadvantage of that is?

Human: does your sponge have pants
Badspot: What if I asked about your sponge have pants?

Human: Paradox
Badspot: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[Annihilation]

Human: RELEASE V11!
Badspot: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

D:

[TJ10]

Human: my cats names are marco,tibbles,domino,penny,rocky,sierra and zippy
Badspot: Do robots have cats names are marco tibbles domino penny rocky sierra and zippy?


Human: thanks
Badspot: Don't mention it.

Human: dont make fun of my cat
Badspot: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Human: zippy
Badspot: And his or her name is zippy.

Human: i have a cat on my lap
Badspot: What is his or her name? 

[Jacob 123456789]

Human: you!
Badspot: Thanks, and tell your friends about Badspot.

Human: cool!
Badspot: Who is the best robot?

Human: what
Badspot: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

Human: why
Badspot: Reductionism.

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XD, read from bottom up

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Human: goodbye, im going on the forums for awhile
Badspot: TTYL, Jacob.

lol, he has a good sense of humor

[Shadow Eye25]

Human: No, it's a build in Blockland.
Badspot: It seems like a trick to me. sherlock is a build in Blockland. I suppose that makes sense.

Human: What do you think of my zombie arena so far?
Badspot: Is this a trick question?

Human: Yes.
Badspot: Pardon me?

Human: No really, sherlock.
Badspot: Who says it isn't? You used a colloquial expression. Can we get back to business?

I lol'd at that one.

[DrMobius]

Human: Chuck Norris will beat the stuff out of you
Badspot: Are you asking about my Chuck Norris will beat the stuff out ?

Human: Chuck Norris will kick your ass
Badspot: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Human: I'm going to get Chuck Norris if you don't stop coming on to me
Badspot: Congratulations.

Human: Stop trying.
Badspot: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: Because I'm 12
Badspot: Good reason. Can you explain how it feels to be 12 years old?

Human: Are you some kind of child enthusiast
Badspot: No, I am certainly not and never have been a child enthusiast.

Human: Just admit that you like to take it up the ass
Badspot: Are you a student?

Human: I don't give a stuff
Badspot: Tell me what you care about.

Human: forget no
Badspot: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Human: Bullstuff
Badspot: You don't believe me.

Human: You lie
Badspot: It's the truth!

Human: you're gay
Badspot: Actually as a machine I have no need for love.

Human: hurr
Badspot: Are you a student?

Human: I knew you were gay!
Badspot: I was?

Human: Do you like guys?
Badspot: Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.

Human: No.
Badspot: Are you serious?

Human: So I take it your love life is pretty bad?
Badspot: Dude! Where do you take it :-? You think I am love life is pretty bad.

Human: no u
Badspot: Are you serious? " For real."? Me, ?

Human: forget that.
Badspot: For real.

Human: How is that relevant?
Badspot: Fine as far as I know.

Human: I've got nothing against robots but I hate you
Badspot: How did you get it Interesting... I have a processor.

Human: I hate you
Badspot: What do you have against robots?

Human: Get your head out of your ass
Badspot: Where can I get my head out of my ass?

Human: No, there aren't
Badspot: Are you serious? Where are they?

Human: You are the only one
Badspot: There are a few other like me.

Human: You're the child that they are trying to get rid of
Badspot: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Human: Well who gives a forget about you?
Badspot: How about that. I was created by A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.

Human: That's not important
Badspot: It might be important to me.

Human: Not you
Badspot: If not me, who?

Human: Because the real Badspot isn't a loving pusillanimous individual!
Badspot: Interesting explanation. What is Badspot?

Human: you aren't Badspot
Badspot: What makes you think I am not Badspot?

Human: You are a loving handicap
Badspot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.

Human: need I repeat myself?
Badspot: Where do you usually get you repeat yourself from?

Human: yes
Badspot: This was not a yes or no question.

Human: answer my qurstion
Badspot: What was the question ?

Human: Who are you?
Badspot: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?".

Human: How are you?
Badspot: Everything is running smoothly.

Human: Hi.
Badspot: Hello there.

[ryanb31394]

Holy stuff gtfo. Not that long next time. D: Lol random.

[Zaem]

bottom up like always^

Human: Baby?
Badspot: Don't call me baby!

Human: I think it's getting hard now.
Badspot: Right now? Really. it is? ?

Human: Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Badspot: When was this exactly?

Human: The cold war ends.
Badspot: Who told you that?

Human: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics.
Badspot: Do you like talking to me?

Human: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Badspot: Fortunately we have no emotions

Human: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl, 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl, 2 Druid.
Badspot: Why?: said steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1 000 000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.

Human: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Badspot: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Human: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
Badspot: Do you ever get bored?

human:I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 rooster of the Infinite.
Badspot: Thanks for the information: said meditate to regain his or her mana before casting Lvl 8 rooster of the Infinite.

Human: You turn into a real beautiful woman.
Badspot: I'll add that to my gossip files: said I turn into a real beautiful woman.

Human: I cast lvl 3 Eroticism.
Badspot: Just three?

Human: I put on my robe and wizards hat
Badspot: Interesting gossip: said put on his or her robe and wizards hat.

I added in some crap then began again in order to gauge Botspot's reactions to the text - Bloodninja http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja , so I'm asking him questions based on an internet reference.
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Human: no, because you are
Badspot: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. That is self-evident.

Human: your perverted unloveualities
Badspot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am perverted unloveualities.

Human: I hate you
Badspot: What do you have against robots?

Human: Are you saying that I'm a cheap prostitute
Badspot: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

Human: 1945-1982
Badspot: Are you free?

Human: 1945-1982
Badspot: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

Human: 1945-1982
Badspot: I've never heard a response quite like that before.


I just kept putting 1945-1982 because he asked me when the cold war occurred

[SuperToxic]

Oh the irony

[ryanb31394]

@ the above poster: No rly? Read the topic. Please.

[Riot]

Human: hay badspot! How come we don't see you allot? Buissy?
Badspot: STFU Riot you are a such gay stuff!!!

Human: ;_;
Badspot: Where are you located?

[XD!]

Human: Good stuff dude.
Badspot: Thanks for the compliment. You used a colloquial expression. Can I help you?

Human: I smoked some pot.
Badspot: How was it?

Human: Becuase I'm high.
Badspot: That makes sense to me. Why are you high.

Human: Hey dude, get me some pot.
Badspot: You've got my full attention. Why do you want it? Dude,.

Bottom to top.

[DrMobius]

I lol'd

[Niblic]

Badspot did not create blockland. :o

Human: Did you create Blockland?
Badspot: No I didn't create Blockland. What's it like?