I'm bored, so I'm getting in on this.-snip-
I wouldn't say that your beard is bad, but it certainly isn't impressive. Your beard lacks that quality of grooming that experienced beard growers have with their beards. While your beard is nice and thick, it looks like you just let it grow. It reminds me of some of my friends that grew out their first beard.
I can't grow a beard (my job requires me to be clean shaven). Now, I'm sure you're going to say something like, "You can't do it, so you can't judge" again. But, just because one can't do something as common as growing a beard doesn't mean they can't judge beards. I've seen my fair share of beards (from pube-like to mountain-man class), and you seem like this is your first time growing one.
