but you're criticizing his hair when yours is the most popular/boring haircut i've ever seen
So? I didn't mention, nor was i thinking of, anything about popularity or conformity when I said I didn't like his hair, so why are you bringing it up? I just don't like the way it looks.
You think it's boring? Fine, I don't keep my hair like this because it's what expected of me from society or anything like that. I like it short so I keep it that way. I don't even comb it in the morning after I shower. I want to know why you are criticizing me for having a hair style I want while telling me not to do the same.
Also, the get a haircut line was just a joke.