Something tells me that is a Chevy SUV of some sort. Judging by the AC vents, it's a chevy or some other type of GMC, and unless it's a "Chevy Express" it's an SUV. Amirite?
He said right in your quote. "my mom's van" so it's a van... And its a definitely a Ford. Yeah it's a Ford Windstar. I'll even take a guess at a 2002.
Ford Windstars have floor AC vents.
We were shopping for Minivans back in '02 and I fondly remember the brouchure stating that the new 2002 Model has floor vents, so the air dosen't blow "On a sleeping baby's face." I remember that line exactly.
One thing we haven't considered is if he lives in a country where the steering wheel is on the right in which case he'd be in the drivers seat which would throw all the calculations off!
He lives in the U.S.
Old ass photo I just found lmao.
Haven't shaved in a couple of days, I want to see if my beard will finally grow in correctly, it was just growing in random splotches before. Still need to shave the 'stache shadow though.