Lol at people telling other people what to do.
"Get a haircut."
"Take a shower."
How about mind your own business?
You told me to get my long hair cut :o
Also the reason I could only give my self head is because it hurt like loving hell to bend that far over, once I did it by sitting down and grabbing the bottom of my thighs and just pulling, and another time I did it upside down in an arch with my arms around my legs and my richard over my face.
Now that I have told you how it is done, you must go try it. And you must take pics.