Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
The quickest way to a man's hart is with Chuck Norris's fist.