That one's pretty dated, and wow my hair was nasty. Here's a pretty recent one now ...
Ephi's hot :D
You skinny little baby men need to buff up. I could bust into any one of your homes and sit on your couch, eat your food, and watch your cable. There's not a damn thing you could do to stop me.
I could call the police.
Not when I smash the phone from your hand you can't.
You're still doing something illegal, making the whole argument stupid; if you have a gun it doesn't matter if I can lift a car, or vice versa.
I have guns too. Little chicken wrists don't have the strength to use them properly either.
Guns and physical strength are a great combination. Once I start my mastery of martial arts this Fall I'll be unstoppable.
Define "properly".
With the precision to land perfect shot placement on any target within effective range of the firearm.