My cat sees what you are doing there
and they fart a lot
both of them have a total of 3 farts between them in the past few years. that's not a lot!
My cat is watching you masturbate
you knowI might get off to that
Pussies are watching your snake.
and the pusillanimous individual began to rub on my richard, and THEN IT CLAWED MY richard OH MY GOD WHAT THE forgetk
reminds me of this one urban legend where this guy gets knocked out and his richard is hanging out for some reason and the cat licks the guys richard for like 3 hours
ew thats gay
unless it was a female cat