If someone had the head on the right that would be creepy as hell. Also you turned the pineapple upside down and it doesn't even come close to the shape of my head, the top sticks out way passed the top of my head and the bottom only goes to my lips. Also not to be mean but I would expect someone as ugly as yourself to not be so nitpicky when comparing how others look.
Also MrJelly that looks like a brainfreak type head, my head looks like that without the bulbous top.