Wear a hoodie instead.
jackets have zippers in the front, hoodies dont.
No they don't, jackets can have buttons as well.
Also hoodies can have zippers, what you're thinking of is a jumper.
so i havent been killed off for revealing my vampiric existence to all of youso i figured id continue
you seem to have some metal lodged in your ear
And a guy sniffing his face.
idk what a jumper is lol
and white specks of something on his jacket's hoodhmm what could that be, possibilities:cocaine why is there cocaine on my jacket. thats a waste.semen again, my jacket? waste.sugar waste.baby powder wat.dried semen waste.alka seltzer wat. soap wat. semen again, what a terrible waste.deodorant why the hell is it on my jacket and not my armpits.I'm out of ideas
Shyguy is wearing one
Is "jumper" a British thing?