It's been a while.
It is undeniable that I am the best at what I do, and what I do is taking selfies using a heavy DSLR while holding it perfectly at arms length.
Jesus loving christ, the combined effect of the long greasy hair, off-setting facial expression, pock-marked face, and slightly blood-shot eyes is making this immensely disgusting.
But what an incredibly steady, HD shot this is!