I'll make one someday..... unless you mean my hammer well let BL forum be the judge of that let's see it
It's kinda more of a touchy-feely thing. No joke, people just spontaneously touch my hair/rub my head, saying things like, "I wish I had your hair" or, "Your hair is so awesome!" However, I do have this picture of my hair when it's not short (although this still isn't its longest; I've had 6 inch 'fros before). Note that this is a picture taken months ago, I have short hair at the moment.

People have actually thrown pencils at my hair just to watch them bounce off.