Nova Scotia respect = -500
Anyway, yes, this thing would smell like stuff after a few months. D:
Once I got to the coffee thing, I remember back to how the phone slid into 3rds in the intro. I thought "wait, if that takes up the whole of the phone, where's the room to hold ALL OF THAT WATER?"
But we can dream!
When a phone like this is out, they'll start doing fake intros of devices you insert in your ear that project a keyboard, screen, or whatever the hell you want into mid air. :D