and what are you gonna do? try to get a date with the same gender you already are? or maybe jump off a building expecting that if you dont use a parachute you will survive.
Not really, because:
You've plucked those out of nowhere. I have done nothing to lead you to believe that I was homoloveual.
You've just taken generic insults and re-worded them.
You've tried to fight back, and it hasn't worked.
Also, I think it's your bed-time now. Better get going, otherwise Santa won't bring you any presents next year.
