I wipe.
Hard.
Maybe my butt is bleeding from wiping so hard.
Don't worry to go up my butt.
NO WAIT,YOU WERE ALREADY IN IT.
You're a huge friend, I wish you would really see how much of an idiot you are.
Also, I don't want to get anywhere near your ass, it's probally old, black, and pruny like your grandma's face.
Stop lying, you don't wipe, everyone knows that.