I almost believed you, until I read the part about her being pregnant. Anyways, this sounds like epic fun, and I plenty of papers from school that my mom would get pissed about, but I don't know if she would get murderously pissed, think it's funny and forget about (maybe both?) or just realize that I am better off getting bad grades/other school related stuff than running off and brewing marijuana with a girl I got pregnant. (Maybe all three?) I should consider this...