What is the person above you avatar saying?

[Colten]

Hey Capt, how are you doing

[Ad Bot]

[CapTMeaT]

I'm fine, and yourself? 

[Colten]

Good. So, Im going to get fireworks in about an hour : )
What do you plan to do for 4th of July?

[CapTMeaT]

Sit home and relax hopefully. :)  Be sure to get lots of fireworks >:D

[Colten]

Yay, were going to shoot them off illegally in out front yard. The cops just pull in and ask what were doing, then leave. We never get in trouble :D

[CapTMeaT]

Haha, sounds like a blast. 

[Colten]

Haha, sounds like a blast. 

pewpew

[CapTMeaT]

pew pew pew :o

(Our store used to have a completely gutted 1957 Chevy truck as a center piece. It was part of the store’s trademark. Walking down the store past the truck, I am stopped by an old man.)

Me: “Sir?”

Old Man: “Young lady, how much are you selling this truck for?”

Me: “Sorry sir, the truck isn’t for sale. It’s owned by [company].”

Old Man: “I’ll give you 100 dollars for it.”

Me: “Sir, the truck is not for sale. I apologize.”

Old Man: “All right…I’ll give you two hundred!”

Me: “Sir, the truck is not for sale. And even if it was, it would be for a LOT more than 200 dollars.”

Old Man: “Yes, I suppose you’re right… SAY! SOMEONE STEALING, LOOK!” *points behind me*

(As I turn to look behind me, the man climbs the crates next to the truck, opens the driver’s seat door and gets behind the wheel.)

Old Man: “WHOOOOOOOOO-HAW! CAN’T CATCH ME NOW, CAN YOU!” *swings steering wheel around and starts to make gun noises* “PEW PEW! PEWW PEW!”

(Mall Security ended up being called, after the old man was “trying” to run us over. I wish I was joking.)

:D lol

[Colten]

pew pew pew :o

(Our store used to have a completely gutted 1957 Chevy truck as a center piece. It was part of the store’s trademark. Walking down the store past the truck, I am stopped by an old man.)

Me: “Sir?”

Old Man: “Young lady, how much are you selling this truck for?”

Me: “Sorry sir, the truck isn’t for sale. It’s owned by [company].”

Old Man: “I’ll give you 100 dollars for it.”

Me: “Sir, the truck is not for sale. I apologize.”

Old Man: “All right…I’ll give you two hundred!”

Me: “Sir, the truck is not for sale. And even if it was, it would be for a LOT more than 200 dollars.”

Old Man: “Yes, I suppose you’re right… SAY! SOMEONE STEALING, LOOK!” *points behind me*

(As I turn to look behind me, the man climbs the crates next to the truck, opens the driver’s seat door and gets behind the wheel.)

Old Man: “WHOOOOOOOOO-HAW! CAN’T CATCH ME NOW, CAN YOU!” *swings steering wheel around and starts to make gun noises* “PEW PEW! PEWW PEW!”

(Mall Security ended up being called, after the old man was “trying” to run us over. I wish I was joking.)

:D lol

lol

[CapTMeaT]

:D

[Colten]

Are you enjoying your GeForce 12?

[CapTMeaT]

I duno the answer to popcorn. :(

[Colten]

I think its butter, have you tried the Popagorean theorem?

[CapTMeaT]

ya :o But Mr. Flamingo (Aphtonites) made hotel the other day :o

[Colten]

ya :o But Mr. Flamingo (Aphtonites) made hotel the other day :o

I made a sandwich