Lets play A game called Wargame

[Darkwarrior]

Rion we need a plan can you send some of your troops invading bob? While my troops are advancing torwards cigaretteland
NEWS:Shadowlands took over 99% of Bob
Shodow troops killed almost 59% of cigarettelands cititzens

[Ad Bot]

[Ronin]

USA! USA! USA! is 100% Bible Belt Conservative? Allies?

Yes, I shall stamp an envelop filled with lewd photos of my wife.

That is our peace declaration.

[Darkwarrior]

YOU ARE NOT YOU IDIOT GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
News:Shadowlands invads 1 taking over 1 meaning he can fire nukes
Shadowlands is willing to become allies with anyone at this time.

[Drak]

Prepare the cigarettes for battle!

Wang Tanks armed and ready, General.

[Otis Da HousKat]

USA! USA! USA! sends nuclear submarines to attack Shadowland's land locked capital.

DOMINATED

93% of Shadowland is now homoloveual.

[Ronin]

IDIOT GOD is not our God. Goddamnit.

Bob can kiss my ass, he's just jealous I stole his date USA! USA! USA!

We've begun to build giant phallus rockets to penetrate Urstar fish. Such a glorious achievement.

Also a minor achievement in low-brow humor.

[Otis Da HousKat]

Now that Shadowland is homoloveual they unite with cigaretteLAND.

But since cigaretteland has suffered such a massive population loss they take negative modifiers.

-72% weapon effectiveness.

[Darkwarrior]

News:Shadowlands owns area 1 And owns bob drak you better do somethin now
Shadowlands is threating To fire a nuke at colbert nation if he does not make aliies

[Ronin]

Colbert Nation declares war on Waps.

Tokyo is leveled, and San Francisco is returned to the Gay Empire of Man.

[Otis Da HousKat]

USA! USA! USA! fires nuke at Shadowland.

Colbert Nation and USA! USA! USA! teamed up so we can fire nukes.

[Drak]

News:Shadowlands owns area 1 And owns bob drak you better do somethin now
Shadowlands is threating To fire a nuke at colbert nation if he does not make aliies

I already blew up Bob, dipstuff.

[Darkwarrior]

Otis Da HousKat YOU ARE NOT IN THIS JESUS DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ronin]

Ronin presses the launch button with an erect snake.

Also puts on comical glasses on his schlong.

[Darkwarrior]

Drak will you and cigarette all become one nation? Aka allies?

[Darkwarrior]

Ronin you are no longer in this newb