Bisjac is no kid. He is a direct descendant of Chuck Norris himself.
Of course not, his profile page says he's 24...
Any person who willingly refuses to spell correctly (or doesn't have Firefox), refuses to capitalize and have correct punctuation, and can't read another's post before flaming, is either from California (20% illiteracy rate) or is younger than 11 years old.
I watch reruns of Walker Texas Ranger regularly, Chuck Norris will protect me.