actually i really like the idea of a goofy parodical hyperaccessorized tacticool gun
like, it's a normal-ass beretta m9 or something modified with a laser sight, an extended mag, a second even more extended mag attached the first extended mag, a modified barrel, two scopes- one normal-size and a second smaller scope on top-, a muzzle brake, a shotgun choke, a silencer, a loudener, a speed loader built into the polymer grip and a complimentary bazooka for shooting down police helicopters
but then you go to shoot it and EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU FIRE a shell pops up out of the gun and hits you directly in the face, blocking your vision briefly and doing damage
and like the first time you take it out when the debris hits you in the face your blockhead audibly goes "AGH" in surprise, but then as you continue firing it the "agh" begins to sort of taper off like he's come to expect it and eventually it reaches the point where its clear he's only saying it to punctuate the fact he is, indeed, getting hit in the face with burning-hot shell casings. like, 'aGH.' 'agh. agh agh. agh. agh.'
but then you put the gun away again and bring it back out and the agh goes right back up to it's original intensity of AGH as if your blockhead forgot that that was what this gun did
