*Postman hands entrepreneur in an envelope*
*entrepreneur in opens it and pulls out the contents*
[stupid image from a stupid site]
Love,
Snake
P.S. Get your barefoot ass back in the kitchen and make me a sammich!
I'm literally confused about the picture. Is that the postman pulling the gun on me, or is that what's in the letter? I think you meant for it to be what's in the letter, but that wouldn't make sense. An image of someone pointing a gun isn't too frightening, unless, after looking at it, the postman pulls a gun on me just like in the image. That's more old-timey movie style, which I hope is what you were going for, because that image was black-and-white. If it wasn't, you could have gotten a
hell of a better image than that.
And I actually
am going barefoot now (but only around the house), because it summer break here in Florida, so f*ck you, muahahaha. Socks on too, of course.
(Hehe, maybe I took that too far, but I don't take kindly to stupid insults.)