Author Topic: Morbid? A little. lol  (Read 5638 times)

"Insert 25c to continue ___ "


"I R LOSR :(" or
"Drowned in textbooks"



'Is It Safe?'

'Remember kids, always keep a minesweeper handy.'

'...Why?'

"Here lies Jerry, who died by a fatal head injury inflicted by the Incredible Hulk during a motorcycle chase with Clint Eastwood on the moon. Also there were dinosaurs with lasers strapped to their heads being ridden by large breasted love goddesses."
VH get's also a golden headstone.



"You know dear, I'm starting to think you poisoned that chicken."


"Harro, welcorm tu stuffty wok"
OR
"His snake was so big that his pants exploded, taking off his head."

"Buy Blockland or I will drag you to HELL!

http://www.blockland.us/index.asp"




"Died saving the world. You can't prove stuff."