Author Topic: Badspot's Life 2.0  (Read 46995 times)

7:42 Badspot sees someone has written "ROBLOX RULEZ" on his lawn.

7:50 badspot kicks dshiznits dog

8:00
Badspot decides to go on his bed again and listening to Alternative and Metal Rock while playing air guitar.

8:12

Badspot masturbates to researchhub

9:00 - Badspot desides he wants to get a girlfriend, so he sets out on an epic quest!

9:03 Badspot decides to start looking for girl on internet.

9:30 - After unsucessfully using the service, he desides to head out into the real world to find himself a girl that will like him for who he is!

12:00 Badspot, having been shot down 13 times gives up on women, buys a dog and a jar of peanut butter

12:30 - Badspot drives home and eats the Jar of peanut butter

12:40
Badspot feels sick of peanut butter and throws up.

12:41 but then badspot thought that action made him hungry, so he ate all of the *{%#}* back up

12:47 the *{%#}* makes badspot dizzy and crashes into his house making a huge hole

12:47:02 Badspot falls asleep

12:50
badspot starts hallucinating  in his dreams
his hallucination is a lama playing guitar hero 3

13:37 PM Badspot wakes up and is wondering what the hell is that hole