Pandemic Breaks Out

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

doom

Just wait until theres a cyberdemon, but that's not possible because zombies are to stupid to learn about metal. Instead, they'd rather eat it.

[Ad Bot]

[Riot]

Yeah, but hell knows lots about metal.

[Big Brother]

Every teacher in my school is making sick jokes about Swine Flu.

'Wash your hands, else you'll get swine flu!'

'Laughing'

[Marcem]

Every teacher in my school is making sick jokes about Swine Flu.

'Wash your hands, else you'll get swine flu!'

'Laughing'

What are you, in first grade?!

[Muffinmix]

First case reported in my province, apparently some stupid lady that went to mexico, caught it, went to all sorts of places with it and was only admitted at the hospital later. She was practically dying and finally said she went to mexico and that she thinks she might have it.

God.

[Azimuth]

First case reported in my province, apparently some stupid lady that went to mexico, caught it, went to all sorts of places with it and only admitted to the hospital later when she was practically dying that she went to mexico so she might have it.

God.

that last part of your sentence made almost no sense but i know what you meant

[Jsk2003]

She later admitted to the Hospital that the only reason she went to Mexico was so she can get swine flu.


One of my school district's buildings had an employee who caught swine flu.
They closed just that building and school for the rest of the district is still open.

[Builder]

Sister works at a pharmacy store and she says they are out of surgeon mask's an purell.

[Rekuddo]

Going to hoard my tamiflu and sell it to people for $500 a pill.

[The G Man]

It was once said a black man would become president "when pigs fly"
and 100 days into Obama's presidency....swine flu

[qevil]

hahaha

[Lil Robot]

It was once said a black man would become president "when pigs fly"
and 100 days into Obama's presidency....swine flu

Well it does have something to do with pigs, atleast..

[SeventhSandwich]

It was once said a black man would become president "when pigs fly"
and 100 days into Obama's presidency....swine flu

tribal...

[Azimuth]

tribal...

how is he tribal tribal

[Netwars4]

Going to hoard my tamiflu and sell it to people for $500 a pill.

even though its only $90 for 10 of them.