Which Way to Die?

[Rughugger]

I want to die, buried in a mound of naked women suffocating on their heaving bosoms.

Someone had to say it.

[Ad Bot]

[mr. jeffry]

old age sleeping. i dont want any blood or gross stuff going any where so my coften wouldnt have to be closed at my funeral

[Menen]

No person has Died of old age for a long time.
I want to die by something random from my Imagination.

[Guyinblue5]

My great-grandpa and uncle died of old age. The first one a long time ago, my uncle, not too long ago.

[yuki]

Tie a bungie cord around your legs, to a sturdy object, on a rooftop overlooking a sidewalk. Wrap piano wire around your neck, held back by another firm object (So it cleanly decapitates you). Glue your hands to the top of your head, then jump. Achievement unlocked.

[heedicalking]

Can you add Ctrl-K to the list?

[Netwars4]

id like to say old age and in my sleep
but upon review,
the more realistic version would be me dying from a heart attack like most of my family.
or like some of cousins
leave and never be seen again.

[Ghoul]

Bungie jump off the tallest building in the world.

Without a bungie cord.

[CapTMeaT]

I want to die, buried in a mound of naked women suffocating on their heaving bosoms.

Someone had to say it.

yes

[yuki]

Bungie jump off the tallest building in the world.

Without a bungie cord.

While in a gunfight with terrorists.

and a Helicopter.

[sir dooble]

Out of curiosity, i would like to be compressed into a singularity. Anyone know some good Balck Holes?

[Netwars4]

i dont know balck holes, but i do know some black holes.

[sir dooble]

i dont know balck holes, but i do know some black holes.

Aah, well a Black hole is just as good. Point one out for me!

[Madmitten]

quick and painless. Brain removal while drugged with pain pills and sleepy pills
(inb4PEELZ)

[Chrono]

I want to be hurt badly.