Quote things from shows.

[Sandvich]

If you don't stop, Your head goes in the driver's ass, your head goes up his ass, and you, your head goes up my ass.

-Hanrooster

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[Regulith]

I would like to inform you all that I can sing the Doom Song by heart. Accurately.

Way too accurately.

I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom dooooom doom-doom-doom, doom, doom doom doom doom doom doom doom dooooooom...doom-doom-doom-doooom!

It's better when you can hear the change of tone in my voice, but yeah. You get the picture.

[Netwars4]

"Get out of there Kurt Russel!"
and
"THEYRE TRYING TO TAKE MAH TORTILLA!"
'what?'
"GET INSIDE! NAO!"

[Maximum]

*Bill Clinton took everything he hadn't nailed in the White House*

-Brian (Family Guy)

[Menen]

"Ahgrdgf, my spine Squgile Spooch!"

Invader Zim.

Fixed

[ottosparks]

That's from a game.
Not a show.
Not a game show either

Indeed. This is "Quote things from shows." Not "Quote things from games/shows."

[ottosparks]

This isn't a quote, but IRONY!
In pretty much ALL LuckyStar episodes at the end, the Lucky Channel comes on. The host is all peppy until the questions come...

[oromis]

Write a math problem, that a 1st grader could solve. Any math problem... for a 1st grader.

...

Mr. Connery, you wrote 0+0-0=0. Those are numbers, I think we have a winner, a 1st grader would know that. I can't believe it, wow. That's all the time we have. "Don't you wanna see what I wagered?" Do I? Do you promise me it's still a number? "Absolutely" ...Sure.

P+0-0=P

That's not a number! "It is a number, number 2!"

[Nightmare-Duckie]

Zim:WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!
Gir: I MADE IT MYSELF!

Zim:Gir, wheres your direction chip
Gir:I left that at home
Zim:Left what at home?
Gir:The little chippy thingy
Zim:WHY!
Gir:To make room for the cupcake!
*cupcake pops out of Girs head and he enjoys... yum :3*

[Netwars4]

Makes me feel..

..naughty.